holy shit.

i must investigate this. where the hell are these fucktards coming from?


update: looks like a satire site. whew! but then again, the creatures being made fun of do exist.

of course there's an explanation!

pot 390, starbucks 208

1) pot is cheaper than coffee
2) pot is much more fun than coffee
3) Denver residents symphatize with Seattle and are boycotting Howard Schultz
4) a new hippie generation has boomed in the Rockies
5) what else can you do in Denver?

a Snake Eyes fan!

screw

see, despite having a Playboy model wife, some people still can't make it work.

Ronald McDonald's evil intentions revealed!

shock therapy

i thought kids today are so inured to violence and the like. but if it helps, why not? you can also show them the gory details and see if that also sticks.

and that is why you gots fired.

you want him to make that pencil disappear ...

... in your eye?

'W', not a 'B'

while Jego may go for flatheads, Timebandit goes for witches.

but what if he wants porn? or a Big Mac??

black or white

thanks a lot, Jacko.

lies women tell

whatchacha-out!

ahahahahahaha!!! brilliant!!!!

don't give us ideas, foo'!

the summer that will never be, here.

like some people i know

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

online journalism today.

what's YOUR wussy hobby?

oh, wait, that's right, you're not a badass.

aw, c'mon!!!

Time Bandit should be #1!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!