screw

see, despite having a Playboy model wife, some people still can't make it work.

you want him to make that pencil disappear ...

... in your eye?

watchu talkin' about, Willis??

yes, this is getting ridiculous.

which were you?

what's YOUR wussy hobby?

oh, wait, that's right, you're not a badass.

aw, c'mon!!!

Time Bandit should be #1!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

if you need to puke, click here.

they should've used Twitter!

holy blue shit

wanna go Gargamel on these people?

want some pussy?

a fishy story.

Sony hates the Internets.

maybe because he spurned his advances?