Sunday, August 31, 2008

Reps Vs Dems, Round 353974247462792

its been barely two days, and the mud has been flying around hard and fast.
they forgot ... "Sniper in CoD4"
mac upgrade
with friends like these ...

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Thursday, August 28, 2008

when you have a teenager

America the 3rd

this is for time bandit.

Even CNBC’s Cramer, a capitalist if there ever was one, now says that the American stock market is so rigged that the average person needs to get out NOW.

oh, wait, he's not average. silly me.

Sunday, August 24, 2008


Saturday, August 23, 2008

how many have you seen?

Thursday, August 21, 2008

how do i call an airstrike on these people?

you judge

these people have. LOL

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Saturday, August 16, 2008

TDK: Ages 9 and below


Triumph over SDCC

what's your status?

i am an Olympic champion!


i like the "let's have a sip of coffee first" sequence

no bono

seeing that i haven't lined their pockets for awhile ... screw you, i say. i'll give you my money once you eradicate starvation in Africa, deal?


do y'all feel lucky? i shore do, punk! and that's Principal Bush to ya!

have u done this before? admit it!


not an Olympian, not an Olympic sport, not safe for work.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

i want my money back!

maybe the whole grand opening was just CGI!?!?
but of course, someone must kill your parents first.

good idea

let's implement this in the workplace!

but on the other hand, it will make your lazy coworkers be a lot more unproductive. fire 'em, i say!

(back to work, grifter ...)
its not too late to start, or start again.
the new face of Lara

Friday, August 08, 2008

pot goes the world

Cheech: hey! i resent that remark, ese!

Thursday, August 07, 2008


Morgan the Free

so now we know: he's not God, and he screws around just like the rest of us

speedy recovery, sir!
the China you didn't see

A woman and her ass

Yahoo news reports that in Acapulco, a woman fought off a lion with a machete. The report said that the woman thought the 500-pound lion was going after her niece but it went after her ass instead.

Moral: Never mess with a woman's ass.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

no, i can't seem to make a joke here.
what to do with your (RRoD'd) XBox


i challenge you to fix the world. i mean it. if you can't or won't, eat all that money and die.

don't make me angry

RUBBISH! this is like saying, "those who are stable and happy don't listen to music." or maybe an elitist view: classical music isn't listed there - does that mean those who do listen to Bach have no character flaws or hang-ups? EFF YOU, psychiatrists! i'm taking out my balisong right now! its got your name on it!
somebody just watched a bootleg copy of The Da Vinci Code.
somebody took Borat too seriously.

cars and girls

Monday, August 04, 2008

Why bother?

A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

He's 5'7" and weighs 267 pounds. Why bother executing him? He's going to die of a massive coronary anyway.
there goeth my geek cred.

A thousand years has come and gone...

... and we havent changed. We still love dirty jokes.

Try to answer this riddle from the 10th century: What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?


It seems that our pals in the Nothing blog, Grif, TB, and the Dude, wouldnt mind British prisons very much.
Prisoners across the country are being supplied with computer games consoles costing thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money.

The Prison Service has spent £221,726 on PlayStation, Xbox and Nintendo systems and software to keep jailed criminals entertained. Ministers have previously admitted spending only £10,000 on the machines.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

i like!

wait ... "awarness?"
life imitates art.

one more reason why i don't like Jersey

oh well. time bandit should not spend too much time playing Xbox. hit the Jersey Shore, dammit! there, all your dreams will come true.

Friday, August 01, 2008

bring on the A-Team!


babes of the SDCC

charity? pfsh.

still can't get enough money eh?

The world hasnt changed, has it?

A bit of Fry and Laurie.

A bit of Fry and Laurie - There ain't but one way

Keep in mind that this was aired over 10 years ago, and we're still faced with the same issues today.

Sports make you health

Good idea.
Earlier this week it emerged that the 16,000 competitors staying in the
Beijing village will be able to purchase a wide variety of soft pornography,
including erotic books featuring provocative pictures of naked women with
titles such as "Drawing book for the Nude".