two. TWO!!!

parenting tip. NOT. (nsfw)

and what happens if she procreates?

yes, SHE CAN!

to the love cave!

screw

see, despite having a Playboy model wife, some people still can't make it work.

communication is key

failing that, people can still be stupid idiots. (watch till the end)

Megan Fox has always been a bitch

watch the whole clip. little boy with a rose, you are not alone. but it's not a big loss. you will find your star.

all you need to know about Twilight

lies women tell

whatchacha-out!

ahahahahahaha!!! brilliant!!!!

but i wanna party!!!

well, if you only learned to play (competitive) tennis ...

like some people i know

female douchebags. yes, they exist.

agree or disagree?

Playboy's pulled article on right-wing women who need to be, uh ... well, just read the article (screenshots). so at least you can really claim you read one article!

wonky attitude too.

mrrrrrrrrraaooowwwwwww

no effing way? seriously!?