Wednesday, January 31, 2007


If you find yourself in desperate need of a bra, check your soap.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007


Big Bad Yankee consumerism!

but on the other hand, it might yet solve tribal wars and genocide (ask the Muslims who live here).

Why the fuck is this news?

according to this ABC dumbass reporter..

his last meal was grass.


seriously.. it's just a frakkin horse.

"we love you, mr barbaro"
" my prayers are for you"
" get well soon, barbaro"

good grief.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

tie me up anytime


if you can't afford an iPod, but have access to high speed Internet, you might just like ... Blogmusik.

plus it won't get stolen!!!

Saturday, January 27, 2007

role reversal

for your next Oktoberfest!

you know i'm fat

edrich? edrich, is that you??

no ... its the first infamous American Idol reject, still alive (and eating)!!

Friday, January 26, 2007


anybody been here before?


part of CNN/Money's 101 Dumbest Moments (blogged previously)

10. Comcast
... or stay on the line and one of our representatives will wake from his drunken slumber to assist you.

During a routine service call in June, a Comcast cable repairman falls asleep on the couch of customer Brian Finkelstein.

Finkelstein's ensuing video, complete with soundtrack ("I Need Some Sleep," by the Eels) and commentary on the company's poor equipment, high prices, and lousy customer service, quickly becomes a viral hit on the Web.

Comcast apologizes and fires the nodding worker -- who was stuck on hold for more than an hour while calling in to the company for assistance.

note: time bandit's cable/internet provider is ... duhn-duhn-duhn!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Anointed One

The list

A boon for wipers everywhere... and those who have to sit beside them

Anti-bacterial paper has finally arrived. Not for wiping your ass, not yet. But anyone can see what the next step is: toilet paper that kills germs. So youre not just smearing your poop all over your ass like spreading peanut butter on toast, but disinfecting it as well.

Evil Twin?

Monday, January 22, 2007

GW needs to see this

While Bush and his war party rack their brains over Iraq (protect America, get the oil, rein in the Iranians, etc), Army Captain Travis Patriquin has come up with a simple plan that just might work. Click on the link to his Powerpoint presentation here.

Capt. Patriquin was killed by a bomb last week.

american virgin, er ... beauty? (NSFW)

new job!

better apply as a Private Investigator in Oz.


Sunday, January 21, 2007

Saturday, January 20, 2007

watch the surprise ending

1 pixel camera better than 10 megapixels?

Single-pixel camera takes on digital
that's why i like Coke! (NSFW)

The Google

Many people laughed at George Bush when he added the definite article the to Google, saying 'The Google.' Seems like the Chief Exec knew something we didnt. Google wants the internet.

(By the way, GW was also laughed at by geeks when he said 'the internets.' Ha-ha yourself, GW says. Technically, there's more than one internet.)

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Tech wars

Bring it, you low-tech, satellite ramming Commies!! We'll railgun your ass and sic our robot army on you.

It's on!!

Star Wars is upon us. Well not the Star Wars Star Wars. I mean war has finally come to outer space.

mental illness

like we don't have enough idiots in this world.

to be bombed and killed by idiots, is probably among the worst ways to die.

because you can't frakkin' fight back.

kuliti alert!

what you lookin' at???

(click to find out)

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

R.I.P. Borat

thank your for the laughter and good times.

what's making news in the UK

read all about it.

Take that, H5N1

Look's like Scott's Emulsion is poised for a comeback as cod enzyme has been found to kill bird flu.

From the Wikipedia article: "People who grew up in Asia and other parts of the world often have terrible childhood memories of being force-fed Scott's Emulsion (a popular brand of cod liver oil supplement) until the orange-flavoured version was released." For the record, I only have fond memories of Scott's emulsion because it tasted exactly like it should--like fish. The orange flavor version? C'mon, since when did cod taste like oranges?

(still not powered by Performancing despite the delete-old-then-add-again trick.)

tooth be told

Colgate, you're on notice.

Monday, January 15, 2007

dance for peace

this video upsets a lot of bobbleheads. didn't realize they would be so sensitive.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Friday, January 12, 2007

Thursday, January 11, 2007

The format wars are over

It's over. Go home. The porn industry chooses HD-DVD.

iPhone.. whoa!

that sir.. is.... a.. punk ass phone.

the auto-tilt sensor is a killer app... dang

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Right back atcha, punk!

Cisco sues Apple for using iPhone name.

Quick! Somebody register the name iToilet or iCanOpener, then sue some company's ass if they use it.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

You think Austin was bad?

Thousands of birds die in Australia.

I think the Earth farted. After feeding off our junk, it's having a bout of geologic flatulence.

the Ipod Phone has landed

touch screen, pda, camera, media player, bluetooth..... hmmm

we have a winner here... maybe.

interesting concept.

$599 (ouch) with 2 year contract...

from the US Patent Office....
hah! its from Joisey!!!!

Monday, January 08, 2007

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Wednesday, January 03, 2007