Friday, March 30, 2007

Vista sucks!!!
cable car challenge!
biggest wusses in rock!

ISH #4 (Friday Edition)

judging by the comment section generated in previous posts, we are getting a lot of reaction. somebody's thongs are getting in a twist. or not big enough for wrong parking. or whatever.

rule note #1: nah, we're sticking with the 1 to 5 voting scale. the problem with 1 to 10 is too much leeway. realistically, c'mon ... its either she's doable in your eyes or not.
rule note #2: as we go along, links provided by our voters for non-sluts (is there such a thing??? ok, put the guns down, ladies.) will merit some consideration. especially, if they have ... glamour photos.


ok, so you want an athlete? you got one!

Is She Hot?



Malia Jones

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Science can explain everything

when you go black ...
time-killer.

We lost, but we won

Authors Baigent and Leigh lose their copyright infringement case against Dan Brown. Poppycock. This was nothing more than a publicity stunt to cash in on the mega-hit novel. It worked, I suppose. The lawsuit gave Holy Blood, Holy Grail extra media mileage and probably boosted sales as well. Good job, creeps.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Microsoft panics!

devolution

while partially-human sheep is scary enough, this one is no less.

dance, colbert, dance

scientology recruits

#1 and #2 on Tom's hit list.

its easier when they're drunk.

398 left..

lemme drive fo you massah!!!

for those whose PCs get easily hacked.

counter culture

just pray you won't be in these statistics until its really your time.

ISH #3 (Tuesday Edition)

this thing is sounding like a That's Entertainment episode ... (wait till i put up the new, improved, retokadong Caselyn Francisco ... just kidding!)

so far, we had a 3+2+4+3=12 (final grade 3.0) and a 3+4+4+5=16 (final grade 4.0) - let's just round off the average to nearest half-increment. and the voters are either wanking and calling the girl an "it" or clinically checking out details like cheesy stage names. and finally ryukenden exercised his right of suffrage, hooah!

and given some scientific data about the popularity of this poll whenever it comes out (eh?), it does warm our hearts.


we have been getting comments of the quality of our uhm, candidates here, but yo, its a beauty poll. if we counted brainpower, this would be a Mensa-sponsored website, not a pit stop for weary and slacker web travelers.

geez, it takes all kinds.

anyway, here's one to wipe away your blue mondays.

Is She Hot?



Wendy Culp

85% to go

Monday, March 26, 2007

zeroes

Saturday, March 24, 2007

kickin'



i wonder how she sits comfortably.

batty

read this list ... and check out #6.

Friday, March 23, 2007

and i would walk 7 miles ...
it's mappy hour again!

ISH #2 (Friday Edition)

T.G.I.S.H.!

just to recap ...
1. comment-vote 1 to 5, with 5 being highest.
2. candidates free for all, except highly-visible Playmates and celebs. pornstars ... ummm, maybe ...
3. ignore the photoshopping and makeup; this is all for fun. and potential drooling.
4. WOBUC. watch out before you click.
5. come back every tuesdays and fridays.

oh and one more thing ... if the candidates don't exactly meet your friggin' high standards, well, excuse me, Mr. Hefner.


Is She Hot?



Hannah Hilton

It's about bloody time

Finally, he gets his degree. Maybe he can get off his butt and get a job, for crying out loud. Lazyass.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I say, ole chap

This reminds me of the last time blokes from the Bank in Utrecht (a Yank and a Dutchman) went on vacation and effected a Brit accent in Las Vegas to score chicks. I should warn the other contributors to this blog not to try it though. I dont think it'll work for us.

To be fair to Dubyah

I suppose it's fair to say that not all the troubles in Iraq can be blamed on the Yanks, as these folks will tell you. It's just that the Shiites and Sunnis are still where the Protestants and Catholics were in the 16th century. It will probably take them some time, but since the internet is accelerating things, maybe it won't take them another 500 years to work out their differences.

you think!?!
career opportunity

bilanggo

get in touch with your inner (if imprisoned) Al-Qaeda.
this court is out of order.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

ISH #1

ok this is it ... its the first-ever vote-via-comment poll/post for this sorry excuse of a blog (not that we've run out of material; the world is just too crazy for that). we need a bit of break from the insanity going around, which then means you have to waste your time a lot more on this site.

Ground Rules:
1. let's keep it short and sweet - rank the candidate from 1 to 5, with 1 denoting that your 50-year old lavandera looks better than her, and 5 meaning you already left this page for Google to download all possible pix out there.

2. Playboy Playmates (except the Cybergirls) are way too obvious, so let's just leave them out. Celebrity actresses and singers and their ilk are out too. let's concentrate on some of the lesser-known ones, and who knows, this blog might catapult them to superstardom. casting couch, please!

3. we all know the power of make-up and photoshop ... so let's just ignore that and go with what your eyes say. even if they look like this and this in real life. but don't get too carried away with the looks, either. she could be a ball-busting bitch for all we know. wait, did we say stalk her ...

4. pix may end up NSFW, so click with caution. you'll only get one pic anyway. i'll leave the web-scraping to you.

5. this will be a regular tuesday-and-friday thing. i'd rather be downing pints and answering trivia and exchanging insults and conspiracy theories and gossips at the pub with my equally-nutty friends, but they're all over. so this blog is actually one way of replicating that. without the trivia. and the alcohol. wait, what -?

without further ado ...

Is She Hot?


Alizia Guiterrez

celebrity deathwatch

can we do this to useless celebrities too? i have a list ...

Monday, March 19, 2007

Holy cow!!

As if to underscore that primates do not have a monopoly on creativity, a cow decides to vary his diet.



"Vegetarian, schmegetarian. Let's see you eat grass all day, every day."



The future of the car is in...

India. It's Tata, not Toyota.

Face it, Gore and Hollywood. The concept of 'global warming' isnt sinking into the minds of the rich folk, who insist that only the poor should sacrifice for the sake of the environment while they continue to guzzle most the world's energy for frivolous pleasure. But you should take solace in the fact that a third world country like India takes you seriously.



jewlicious

mmm.... wings.... drool...

Gnarly

so THAT's what Cee-Lo meant.

NSFW ... if you don't wanna puke at your desk.
Supersize ME!!!

THIS is punishment?!?

at the least they should throw cell phones back at her ... the old huge bricks from the early 1990s.

Eee-e-e-e-eeevil!!

Art expert obsessed with the Da Vinci Code kills herself. And that's just the book. Who knows how many were driven to suicide by the movie?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

room without a vista

Activation, Schmactivation.

Let's stick with good ol' XP 64-bit (or the 32-).

Or Ubuntu.

Or the Mac daddy OS X.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Genius. Pure genius.

I mean the marketing people at Toyota.

"Through a study by CNW Marketing called 'Dust to Dust,' ... The Prius costs an average of $3.25 per mile driven over a lifetime of 100,000 miles - the expected lifespan of
the Hybrid.
The Hummer, on the other hand, costs a more fiscal $1.95 per mile to
put on the road over an expected lifetime of 300,000 miles. That means
the Hummer will last three times longer than a Prius and use less
combined energy doing it."

Now if youre a Yank, youll be thinking, "If that's the case, then let's all buy Hummers and save the environment!" Because if youre a Yank, you havent heard of the concept of walking.

Colbert inherits Cap's shield

San-daya

it's an indian conspirashay!

chiquita, tell me the truth

banana republic!

you may have indirectly funded the next suicide bombing plot.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

a.i., shit

so you do care about A.I.!?

now that you know why she's disappointed, has it frakking enriched your life? and you've learned lessons to help you in your future?
(oh yes, make sure your nude pics don't get leaked online).

why not just stick with the kajillionth kris aquino sob story/calculated news tidbit?

What rocks/sucks

unbelievable. click here.

But it isnt his fault! He's just an innocent kid!

I mean look at him. Such an angel. So what if he's racked up 128 felony charges? It's society's fault for not giving him enough breaks in life.

(Note to movie companies: This kid is a goldmine. Send your lawyers to free him as soon as possible.)

Painkiller Jane

now that the third season of BSG is coming to an end, i'm glad to i can look forward to Painkiller Jane. yes! they've finally made it into a series. it will air on Sci Fi, April 13 at 10pm. the only disappointment is that they didn't cast Emmanuelle again for the lead role. anyway, i'm sure Kristanna will be able to deliver high-octane action everytime; flashing her perky boobs from time to time will be highly appreciated.

coke in the can

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

One plus one equals.. wait... I know this...

Huh? What?

Oooh. You said, 'Give him an oral test.' I thought you said oral... ok never mind.

Throw chum in the water and the sharks will come

And this shark is a big one.



"Viacom sued Google and its online video subsidiary YouTube for $1
billion Tuesday, the first big lawsuit against the online video site
and its parent for copyright infringement. Experts predict more lawsuits to come."



I wonder what took them so long? Frassum wassum mega-corporations.

hamsterdamn!

dating kilabot!

Does he look "Slim" to you?

This, Alanis, is ironic. Rain on your wedding day is just unfortunate

Imagine if you will a 530 mile romp through the Arctic circle to bring attention to the plight of our home planet in the throes of global warming. Then imagine the trip being called off because it got too darned cold.

"A North Pole expedition meant to bring attention to global warming was called off after one of the explorers got frostbite."

Do us all a favor and call it 'climate change' instead of global warming. That way all your bases are covered.

300 is an attack on Iran

So says Javad Shamqadri, art adviser to Ahmedinejad.

He says the movie is "part of a comprehensive U.S. psychological war aimed at Iranian culture."

I thought the movie was part of the movie company's plan to make a gazillion bajillion dollars. How stupid of me.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Better late than never?

That means he loses his right to vote. Germans want to revoke Hitler's German citizenship. Sort of like a posthumous deportation to Austria. If the Austrians dont want him, we can always take him back. Our citizenship here is based on jus sanguines anyway, and we all know who Adolph's real dad is, eh?

crunch!


Animal Attack -Moray Eel Bites Scuba Diver And Eats His Thumb! - Click here for more amazing videos

are you a Chewbacca fan?

if so, check out his blog.

i got this feeling ...

somebody's watching me!


holy shit!

you wanna arrest me, buddy? where's your evidence??
fuel for Mel Gibson

Ah, science

Science is indeed a noble profession. The scientific method--formulating hypotheses and systematically testing them, the joy of discovery. And the occasional death threat. All in the interest of truth.



"The Green movement has hijacked the issue of climate change. It is
ludicrous to suggest the only way to deal with the problem is to start
micro managing everyone, which is what environmentalists seem to want
to do."

It's a disaster waiting to happen

I mean of course the planet Earth.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Free!!

Part of the Beatles catalogue now free from the clutches of the gloved, faceless, King of Pop.

It wasnt too big a heartbreaker for him. I mean those songs are over 30 years old. He's interested in, shall we say, younger fare.

death sells


death sells
Originally uploaded by Adventures of Tintin.
when i took this picture, a guy behind me started cursing about how it's not right that they had killed Captain America. so i tell him he's still alive, citing the conversation between Spider-woman and Miss Marvel in one of the issues.

i say, "he'll be back."

he replies, "it better be Steve Rogers."

"maybe it will be the Punisher."

"no! there can be only one Captain America."

Thursday, March 08, 2007

if this is comedy, why is no one laughing?


because mencia is a plagiarist!

Supergirl


Supergirl
Originally uploaded by Adventures of Tintin.
within a week of posting this picture i took from the NY Comic Con 2007, it has been viewed more than 600 times, tagged a favorite by 10 people, and featured in the Flickr Explorer. i even received an email from somebody requesting for the large copy on behalf of his niece. looks like i have a potential career in photography. i should probably start selling these photos to fund a new SLR.

tubthumping


i get knocked down, but i get up again, you'll never ever keep me down...

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Arachno-Bambi



“And by the way, I did eat it,” Lisko said. “It was tasty.”

Marvel is for the terrorists!

If he's led to a fight and a duel is due, then the red, white, and blue doesnt always come through.

basic instinct



... is to ... puke?

Proper oral hygiene

... can kill you! Best to adopt an non-rhythmic brushing pattern. In fact, it's best to adopt a non-rhythmic pattern in anything, Hand Solo. You know who you are.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

The FGAS

If youre the type of guy who gets dates online, then you better be aware of the FGAS.

Assault with 23 pairs

The guy was prolly part pigeon if he can come that fast.



"He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and
then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her
back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he
had ejaculated on her."



Let me get this straight. A total stranger sits beside you, spoons you, lifts your shirt, and you do nothing until after he sprays you with his chromosomes? Are you sure you werent just frustrated that he came too soon?

Monday, March 05, 2007

the real WWH trailer

One step closer

... to pre-crime. I prefer Philip K. Dick's version better. Especially if the pre-cogs look like Adriana Lima.

(By the way, is Philip K. Dick related to that famous PBA basketball superstar Allan K. Dick?)

she's not a girl

beware the wrath of this lunatic.
apparently, this country loves black people.

Toxic

The dick has reasons of which reason knows nothing. Print the list and keep it on your person whenever you go out on a date with that chick you think is the one. When that d├ęcolletage your date is wearing is starting to cloud your judgment, it would do you good to excuse yourself, go to the bathroom and read the list. Just to make sure you havent lost your bearings.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

The definition of irony

A global warming forum in Minnesota is canceled... because of a blizzard warning.



No wonder they want to call it 'climate change' instead.



Why Won't Puck and Public Health Reveal Famous Hosts?

it's a conspiracy!

young potheads

never to young to start getting high.

Friday, March 02, 2007

dos!

yes, the two best things to help sell bras.

(NSFW, if you have an officemate who hates her)

Quiz time

Boobs, Butt, or Shoulder?

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Help us, ET

Youre our only hope.



"A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide
disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO
crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday."



You just gotta love them Canadians.

his character died

they should sell hot pockets and red bull for such idiots. then again, maybe not.

bad educator

i wonder, though, if all 5 of them were really victims ...

please die already

and if you have to, the next item should be about her death, and limit it up to 10 words or less.

Manhattan is gross!

last week, it's about rats. this week, it's worms!