being repressed is not good

so ... Mormons, what do you have to say for yourselves?

sing!

new Lady GaGa song: bu-bu-bu-bu-butterface.

take a break

and now something for all you hardworking people out there (not you, @roomiediaz!)

the Horny 10

your dick is cleaner than ...

oh, is that so?

well, you just lost a potential customer.

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

explain this.

agree or disagree?

Playboy's pulled article on right-wing women who need to be, uh ... well, just read the article (screenshots). so at least you can really claim you read one article!

w-why? you wouldn't have performance issues!

BS or not?

horizontal mambo makes you do your job better.

let me just note that:
- some people can do their jobs well and they're not getting any
- some people can totally suck at the job and still score
- sometimes the job can be so stressful no amount of sexy times can save you from getting totally depressed

now if she were as popular as Anna K ...

somebody's gonna lose it when he sees this.

forward to your partner. just in case.

2 girls, 1 sub

Thanks, Quiznos & Playboy.

are you a Twit? well then, here are your new friends.

so, tell me you visited this place before you went home.

the secret word is scarfing

a scarfing timeline, that, scores of years ago, such an activity would have been scorned with matching evidence of its disgusting consequences.

funbags!

Denise Richards' Funbags from Denise Richards

remove Dunst and we'll be fine