Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

I feel it in my knuckles, I feel it in your bones

So if you really love me, come on and let it show.
The keyboard player with pop group Wet Wet Wet has been ordered to take part in a domestic violence programme after he admitted assaulting his girlfriend.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

And in a revival of the ISH series...

... the Village Voice dares to ask the age-old question: Is she too hot to work in a bank?

Sunday, May 30, 2010


It was supposed to be a car review but it turns into a lesson in parenthood.

Good job, Porsche-driving auto journalist. There are too many asshole parents who go ballistic over their kids wrecking the Nintendo out there.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Thursday, May 20, 2010

ninjas defeat muggers!


despite what the news item might try to project, the muggers ran away when they were discovered by the ninjas, not because the ninjas actually came to the rescue and beat up the muggers.

"We started running towards them and they took off. They would have seen five of us in ninja gear ... all in black with our belts on, running toward them.”

geez. that's impressive, mate.

The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants.


Sunday, May 16, 2010

Thursday, April 08, 2010

is this a new trend?

first it was former pop singer debbie gibson in megashark vs. giant octopus. now see another former pop singer in mega piranha.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

pole position

Friday, January 08, 2010

i feel the need, the need for passenger ejector seats.

of course there's an explanation!

pot 390, starbucks 208

1) pot is cheaper than coffee
2) pot is much more fun than coffee
3) Denver residents symphatize with Seattle and are boycotting Howard Schultz
4) a new hippie generation has boomed in the Rockies
5) what else can you do in Denver?

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

1987 is so far away

does the list include performing acoustic sets from now on and riding commercial airlines for their tours?

they probably also hemmed and hawed and eventually deleted "... that will change the world" out of the title.

anyone who also has 10 ideas for the next decade, write to the New York times!