expect more bombings and airport lockdowns.

holy shit.

i must investigate this. where the hell are these fucktards coming from?


update: looks like a satire site. whew! but then again, the creatures being made fun of do exist.

its probably ok if it was Sophia Loren.

1987 is so far away

does the list include performing acoustic sets from now on and riding commercial airlines for their tours?

they probably also hemmed and hawed and eventually deleted "... that will change the world" out of the title.


anyone who also has 10 ideas for the next decade, write to the New York times!

HWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ronald McDonald's evil intentions revealed!

shock therapy

i thought kids today are so inured to violence and the like. but if it helps, why not? you can also show them the gory details and see if that also sticks.

can't believe there's so many loonies around.

start them young, why don't you?

speak up, people!

let's have it both ways - those who got molested by him and those who molested him!

'ello, guvnah! is this true?

don't give us ideas, foo'!

which were you?

the best reason not to watch the Transformers sequel.

if it's your time ...

apparently, this was going to be the cartoon

... but someone with common sense changed the story to a zoo escape and and an island stranding.

this thing IS self-aware.

no way!!!

want some pussy?

hey ... laugh away.

because that's what the Internetz is for.