Monday, August 31, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

shock therapy

i thought kids today are so inured to violence and the like. but if it helps, why not? you can also show them the gory details and see if that also sticks.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009


There once was a woman, a midget
Who asked how fat would a pig get
If it dined on caviar
Smoked Havana cigars
And racked restaurant bills in six digits?

Dirty, rotten...

So what are we sposed to do now
With this little lady from Lubao?
Her power is such
That no one can touch
Her riches, her power, and rule now

Saturday, August 08, 2009


There once was a girl from Pampanga
Who, while others wallowed in hunger
Ate Le Cirque's whole menu
With her entire retinue
Of lackeys, a brood of hogmongers

(With a tip of the helmet to Marocharim and Sparks.)

someone will be in hot water

Thursday, August 06, 2009

made you check it out eh?

Grif's probably chewing his fingernails...

... as he battles the paralyzing throes of withdrawal from his current addiction.
The popular social networking site Twitter has been hit by a denial of service attack, according to Twitter co-founder Biz Stone.

(Biz Stone? Come on tell me your real name.)

Monday, August 03, 2009

Saturday, August 01, 2009