Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

The great flood

Canadian geologists say they can shed light on how a vast lake, trapped under the ice sheet that once smothered much of North America, drained into the sea, an event that cooled Earth's climate for hundreds of years.


And then, around 8,200 years ago, Agassiz-Ojibway massively drained, sending a flow of water into the Hudson Strait and into the Labrador Sea that was 15 times greater than the present discharge of the Amazon River. By some estimates, sea levels rose 14 metres (45 feet) as a result.
Could this be the source of the Great Flood stories in ancient literature from all over the world?
guess my crime!
guess he does like Top Gun

Kimmel's revenge

getting Perry Farrell and Huey Lewis in was genius.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Jesus freak

what th-??

punk'd (kinda)

a long read, but quite amusing. haven't eaten at this McDo yet, but they probably have better security now.

Hooray for New York magazine ( NSFW )


asking lindsay to pose nekkid is like asking a dog to bark at a cat.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Blu-ray has won

finally... bastardos

lets get Transformers in blu-ray now..

Psychic lasers?

I suppose, since that low-tech, old reliable waterboarding is still in use, this project didnt pan out yet, eh?
"The phenomenon is tunable in that the characteristic sounds and intensities of those sounds depend on the characteristics of the RF energy as delivered," the report explains. "Because the frequency of the sound heard is dependent on the pulse characteristics of the RF energy, it seems possible that this technology could be developed to the point where words could be transmitted to be heard like the spoken word, except that it could only be heard within a person´s head. In one experiment, communication of the words from one to ten using ´speech modulated´ microwave energy was successfully demonstrated. Microphones next to the person experiencing the voice could not pick up these sounds. Additional development of this would open up a wide range of possibilities."
life is shit!
the Force is strong in this one.

amoy kabayo yeah

really? they do this in Mindanao? please verify.
so far they haven't appeared yet ...
be careful what you wish for
a good argument
if the TV was a person
feel free to add your own.
those lying-ass males!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Dinosaurs in outer space!!

We all know petroleum is made from fossilized organic material that has been cooking under tremendous heat and pressure in the earth for millions of years, right? Well scientists have discovered that Titan, one of Saturn's moons, may have hydrocarbons that surpass even the earth's reserves. Now either that means there were dinosaurs or some other living creatures on Titan millions of years ago, or the whole fossil-fuel theory is crap.

In the White House, Bush is thinking of ways to blame the next terrorist attack on aliens from Titan.

"Sir, there arent any terrorists on Titan."

"That's what they want you to think. If you believe there arent terrrists in Titan, then the terrrists have already won. If youre not with me, youre against me."

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Thursday, February 14, 2008

may the farce be with you

Star Wars Valentine Cards

and the kicker.

pure evil

holy shit! break out the shotguns! we got ourselves targets who really deserve double barrels of lead!

unban my love

sheeee-eeet! now the nigga can purchase one! yeeeeeee-haaaaw

target acquired

missile my ass. they're gonna use Iron Man.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Monday, February 11, 2008

Hwak Tu is down 2.4 points

So says Beijing officials.
The 2007 results all pointed in the right direction: 2.5 percent of
people spat in public, down from 4.9 percent in 2006; instances of
queue jumping dropped to 1.5 percent from 6 percent; and littering fell
to 2.9 percent from 5.3 percent.
We'll take your word for it.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Friday, February 08, 2008

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Kung Pow, Fat Shit

Happy new year. Try this. It's your Chinese Horoscope online.

Here's what it says about my day today:

Male Earth is your Fame star. This is a period about your fame. Since you tend to expose yourself much more than usual, you will be more judgmental toward people than before. Only good fame will bring you fortune. The events on this day are related to creativity, expression, art, skill, literature, hobbies, talking, food and entertainment. Tiger is your Parent star. This is a period for knowledge. You will spend time with your mentors or elders to learn something from them. Your wealth might decrease because of the expense in the learning cycle. You will care more about your health. The events on this day are related to moving, unstable, lonely, hardworking, religion, creativity, pause, unleash, mystery and strength.

Something related to your reputation might happen during this time. You can express yourself pretty well to the public and gain a good reputation during this cycle. But later, your reputation may suffer do to peoples jealousy. Hopefully, you won’t get sick because of the negative news. Therefore, you need to carefully deal with people not on your side. This will help your money luck for the coming cycle. The sign related to your money is not strong. There is no good short term money investment during this cycle. Generally, the luck on this day to you is fair. The concise prediction for this day is "Fame comes, then goes."

Tiger from this day has a fighting relationship with an animal in birth chart. That means something might bother you a little bit during this during. The aspect is same to the monthly cycle, so find more information is in the monthly cycle.

you say you want an iPhone ...

... right now?
will he sound F.A.T.T. too?
and i say, we don't mind, dear.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

could Moses have sounded the same and that's why the pharaoh didn't take him seriously?
yeah, why the hell is he using Dell???

why your baby drowned in his own vomit

addictus facebookus

no different from the people sued

so, Apple/iTunes wants to stab artists in the back eh?
beware of iStockPhoto!
Superhero Physics

banana vote

and in other Super Tuesday news, here's poll worker Sabrina Castanon in Union City, N.J. say hello, Sabrina.

photo appropriated from the Gray Lady.

text for success

next thing you know, you will need to text your stove to cook your food. or your DVR to record American Idol.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Friday, February 01, 2008

tell your mother-in-law to knock!

silverman and damon

anybody watched at least the opening scene in Eurotrip (or the battle with the Film Actors Guild in Team America) would get a kick outta this one.

Aircraft ID Chart


deleting the Y

the rumored premise for Y The Last Man movie. not.

A question for Cloverfield fans

Major spoiler. Drag your mouse over the invisible text below only if youve seen Cloverfield.

What exactly did Cloverfield* do to the guy with the camera? Snort on him? It seemed that the director wanted us to think Clovey bit him, but then he left the camera intact and we see Camera Guy also intact. With Clovey's size, one bite would dispose of both camera and entire upper part of Camera Guy's body. It would have have been a super-accurate bite, what with the relative sizes of both biter and bitee. For a second there, and only because it would obey all laws of common sense, I thought Clovey swallowed Camera Guy, camera and all, and we'll have footage of Clovey's digestive tract, then later, it'd poop out the camera, wherein some survivor picks it up and views the footage the next day and continues to document the carnage. But, alas. Common sense is too much to expect in a movie like this.

*The title only makes sense if the name of the monster is Cloverfield. Maybe it had a nametag.