it's like a Windows hater suddenly becoming Microsoft CEO.

black or white

thanks a lot, Jacko.

la la la la la

shaken and stirred

down. pants down.

although i must say it was a Dell ...

Mac or PC: you're screwed anyway!!

girls with geek boyfriends, take note!

we may soon need to give TB this.

oh, is that so?

well, you just lost a potential customer.

life cycle of a videogame

buzzed

that sure beats having someone call you every 30 seconds.

they should've used Twitter!

tweeting once, tweeting twice ...

before the Austin dude raves to us about the Palm Pre

... he'd better read this.

the collector cometh

sounds like they found their business model. news websites will follow suit. maybe shopping sites will also charge an "entrance" fee. nyhahahahahaha!

this thing IS self-aware.

The fast and the Führer

wow! there's hope for me!

N.E.R.D.

yes, you can still live even after you kick the bucket! this capitalist world will still make money from your ashes - hwahahahahahaha!

Sony hates the Internets.

the most obvious answer is ... Spider-Man!