ninjas defeat muggers!

NOT.

despite what the news item might try to project, the muggers ran away when they were discovered by the ninjas, not because the ninjas actually came to the rescue and beat up the muggers.

"We started running towards them and they took off. They would have seen five of us in ninja gear ... all in black with our belts on, running toward them.”

geez. that's impressive, mate.

The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants.

FAIL.

that's why China is the world's #1 porn consumer.

its probably ok if it was Sophia Loren.

and i didn't think of this because ....?

HWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

and why do i not want to live in Jersey? ahhhh.

yes, SHE CAN!

to the love cave!

Ukrainian Star Wars Wedding

yes, this is getting ridiculous.

wanna know where your idols are?

check this out, baby

too many idiots, so little time

ahahahahahaha!!! brilliant!!!!

no, its not Ah-nuld

Terminator in Nevada

but i wanna party!!!

well, if you only learned to play (competitive) tennis ...

what hath George Lucas wrought?

which were you?

female douchebags. yes, they exist.

and why am i not here??