Thursday, July 31, 2008

one more reason why am getting this game
just like the movies!

Been there, done that

Pinoy texters, that is. Looks like our Yank counterparts are also going through the same adjustment period.

Dont worry, Yanks. Youll get the hang of it soon enough. Look at us. We did allright, eh?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Cuil: a mini review

Grif already introduced us to Cuil in this post. Here I offer a comparison between it, Google, Yahoo, and Altavista. The method is simple. I typed in a search item in the test sites. The results are shown below:





Note: Being the upstanding citizens we at nothing are, it behooves us to point out that acquiring copyrighted material from the internet without obtaining the license for their use is a bad thing.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

duck for cover!
the life of Vader
which woman's body do you like best?

we demand justice!

the fascist pig is being investigated. investigated schmestigated. fire the asshole and plaster his face around the city! tarred and feathered! drawn and quartered!

the cop's name is Patrick Pogan and his badge and gun have been taken away from him. but he can still push cyclists anytime with his beautiful sexy hands. and what about his partner? they both arrested the victim who was allegedly 'blocking traffic' and 'assaulting a police officer'.

we demand that Hizzoner Bloomberg run this sorry excuse for a cop out of the Big Apple!

San Diego Comic Con snapshots

no, i wasn't there ... was i?
the ronald mcdonald chronicles

Monday, July 28, 2008

Ah, the coming of the promised child of light

Gotta hand it to those Brits... Nicely done there, Baker.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
get the wonder of blu-ray.
sequel to Super Size Me.
what iPhone 2.0 should have


today, new search engine Cuil threw down a challenge at Google. ex-Google employees boast of a bigger index than their former employer.

i test drove their site. safe search off.

googled my name: 4 pages of which 90% was crap. but still.
cuil-ed my name: nada. zilch. zip. just like this blog.

what gives? booooooo.

reality bites

in the one case where you'd side with the rodents

The reason the bishops are losing the battle...

... against 'artificial birth control'. Christians like boinking.
In comparing the Christians' ecstasy to research subjects who practised Tantric sex, MacKnee concluded that Christian sex was more fulfilling. Why? Because Tantric sex encourages men and women not to reach orgasm. Christian sex does.
A minor point though: Tantric sex does encourage men and women to reach orgasm. For men, tantric sex teaches men to reach orgasm without ejaculation, which to Tantric and Taoist sex are not one and the same thing. How's that for natural birth control, eh, Padre Damaso? I suggest the Catholic hierarchy employ experts in Tantric or Taoist sex to train married couples. It's the only way out of our current impasse wherein the Church prohibits artificial birth control, and the Christians' all-too-human penchant for boinking.

Snyder lays the smackdown on geek

Take that!
One fan dressed as Rorschach, complete with mask, asked the panel about
the evolution of comic book films for a more mature audience. "It's
just cool you're saying 'a more mature audience' with that outfit on,"
said Snyder.
If the guy were in a Grifter outfit, complete with bandana covering his face, and if I knew he wasnt on the other coast at the time, I'd say the geek in question was you-know-who.

But then Im not so sure. Where were you July 24 to 27, grif?

Friday, July 25, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

if you can't find human love ...

Mind hacker Keith Barry

Make sure you try the hand trick.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008


So The Dark Night cleaned up at the tills, signaling DC comics is ready to rumble with Marvel in the live action comicbook movies department. (Marvel's offering this summer, Incredible Hulk was just... ok.) And next year, as you already know, DC will release it's groundbreaking Watchmen. Article and trailer here.

But that's not what this is about. The article mentions that Watchmen (by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons) was the first graphic novel to win "the highest honor in science fiction", the Hugo Award.
The series won the 1988 Hugo Award — the first graphic novel to win the highest honor in science fiction, joining “Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury, “Dune” by Frank Herbert and “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” by J. K. Rowling.
Fahrenheit 451, ok. Dune, yes. But wadapak is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire doing in that list? Is there something science-fictiony about wizards-in-training waving wands and reciting incantations? I didnt realize Hugo got that desperate over the years. Or if HP represented the best science fiction there was at the time, then that was a very bad year indeed.


there's no shame in wanking
they were dressed as the Joker!!!
why we all still hate James Blunt

for time bandit only

now is the time to revisit your StarCraft skillz
stare masters

This one's for TB

Dont know her sked though.

Monday, July 21, 2008


Infinitube. Just key in some key words and it'll continuously play YouTube videos. (I have it playing Fry and Laurie clips.)

Hat tip: Sparks.

another day at the call center

so you can also be the hottest MC in the game!

why NYC subway commuters gagged on their coffee and bagels this morning:

imagine a million people becoming Kanye! Earth would explode at the massive ego war that's gonna happen!
Batman tries to eliminate his next villain early

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

take that, Lance Armstrong!

who me?

anybody want to register these domains, what the hell are you waiting for?

and the best ...

tell us what you registered. best domain wins a prize!
if you're a virgin, i'm Brad Pitt.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

if Tommy Girl had a comic

the name of the game

ok, take a 5-minute break from clicking all these links. this really shouldn't take that long. its simple - A+B and B+C becomes A+B+C (a last name is the second's first name) - and you need to guess A+B+C. the names are of people, real or fictional, single or collective, with a lot of twists and no logic. see how many people you really know.

but if you must, there's always Google.

1) Millionaire playboy who likes playing a rodent character and owns a sports franchise in the Miami area.

2) A baseball player/game developer who was also a played one-time love interest of Jennifer Garner's character in Alias.

3) Badass urban gunslinger who moonlights as a pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds.

4) Former NATO commander who is also the most iconic superhero of all time.

5) The American president who founded a longtime Philippine accounting firm.

6) A famous martial artist who founded an acting school that produced such greats as Dean, Pacino, and Hoffman.

7) An 80s band with hands of stone.

8) Controversial black director who's only worth six million dollars.

9) Terrorized by a knife-wielding psycho, she had a sex change and resurfaced as a film director, most notably one starring Eminem.

10) Married to a famous butt, he really wants to eat her with some chianti and fava beans.

11) An androgynous singer who's also a legendary comedian and recently kicked the bucket.

12) Another openly gay singer, whose business acumen thrust him into the leadership role in one of the greatest cities on Earth.

13) Sexy race car driver who founded a school for people with extraordinary powers.

14) As a woman she was never a 9; as a man, he's not half bad either.

15) The greatest basketball player ever was also a boyband member.

16) An infamous outlaw, he also directed a few sci-fi flicks along with the highest grossing movie of all time.

17) A gifted actor, he plays an indestructible secret agent as well as stupidly funny black characters.

18) Being a police commissioner with ties to #1 wasn't enough, he went on to move to Downing Street a year ago.

19) He used to enhance his former job as Tourism minister by being the bassist/singer in a famous band.

20) Who knew that this iconic American actor was really third-rate Third World comedian?

21) Progressive black comedian stunted his career by playing a female news anchor.

22) A Hardy Boy who sticks to walls, swings between buildings and is a master with webs.

23) Rock singer who's also a superstar chef.

24) Black comedian who died of AIDS due to gayness.

25) He died too young after playing a young Superman.


what's in Batman's utility belt? click to find out.

agree or disagree?

worst movie endings ever

well, well, well ...

i expect stonings, at the least. can i join?

do you wish to switch your providings?

watch it up to the end.

Sunday, July 13, 2008


This just proves that rich people are just as stupid as poor people and have no right to brag about their intellectual superiority.
Judge Jeremy McMullen QC said she had netted £2.3million and may now face deportation to her native Philippines.

Beguinua wove an elaborate fairytale of sunken ships, ex-militia and golden nuggets to persuade dupes to help her release the first £250 million installment of her fortune. They never saw their cash again.
HAHAHAHA!! Anyone dumb enough to believe a tale like that deserves to be fleeced. A fool and his money...

Nicely done there, kabayan. So you got caught, so what? You proved a very important point.

well, well, why didn't he tell us this

makes the commute a lot less boring eh?

yes, i'm talking about the world traveling time bandit.

belated happy 4th of July!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

dollar store treasures




does the Secret Service know about the one with Dubya?

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

and what are the two-thirds doing?

what do you mean? ripping DVDs is soooooo 2004.

7 sins

and make sure you embed the last one.
when you see something like this, walk away.


I think wiping civilizations are significantly more backward than washing civilizations like the Philippines.
"An old habit is to throw toilet paper in the trash can beside the toilet, which causes a major stink that's bad for public sanitation," city Environmental Protection Bureau Director Chang Hwang-jen told Reuters.
See it even takes the government to step in and tell them how to do it properly.

A hell of an act to follow

The world's only full-time performing flatulist is promising to "blow away audiences" at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Yes, that's right. A professional flatulist.

But lest Greenpeace pickets the performance, we are assured that despite his screen name of Mr. Methane, no methane gas is actually expelled.
He discovered - to his surprise and delight - that he was able to take
in air through the rear, retain it, and then expel it as and when he
And I thought my ability to burp at will is impressive.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

how young is old enough?
i don't have a joke for this either.
i don't even have a joke for this

welcome to Beijing

so viral infection via oral expectoration is no longer a problem eh?
sneak preview for the morons in line

road sign romance


Appeal to GMA: Give last Comelec post to IT expert or woman.

So says a report from ABS-CBN News.

An IT expert. Makes sense.
The group has consistently made the appeal to appoint an IT expert because of the coming 2010 automated presidential elections.
A woman because...?
“There’s no woman yet. The voting population is largely composed of women. They should have a representative in Comelec,” Sarmiento told
Apparently, "women have a different perspective compared to men." Does anybody else see what's wrong with this picture?

Appoint a commissioner because he or she is qualified, not because she's a woman, you bozos. No wonder feminists are having a hard time in this country. Theyre being patronized by the politically correct. (Not that they can expect help from me, of course. Give me an intelligent woman who'd be happy to manage the home instead of one trying to be all 'corporate' any day of the week. That's just me of course. You can have the corporate type.)

The good news is, there's one candidate who's both an IT expert and a woman, but how would you think she feels if she gets nominated for being a woman instead of being the most qualified person for the job?

Monday, July 07, 2008

what th-!?

so, we don't need to go to Peru, time bandit.

the end of the experience

can't even remember when the last time i had one (i probably had it yesterday, but i don't even remember the thing)

the chart

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Friday, July 04, 2008

the chunky vs the stick

this would be more interesting if it was a lawsuit against the use of the word 'EVOO'.

America Rules, England Sucks!

America Rules England Sucks

The first ever

It's called "Phit," which is a made-up, medical-sounding acronym that means "pelvic health integrated techniques." The spa's flagship service is its $150 for a gynecological exam, in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around a doctor's fingers in order to determine "whether the muscle tone is weak, moderate, or strong," but for additional fees you can also get your cooter hooked up to an electrostimulation machine, train with a private Kegels exercise coach, or even undergo "nonsurgical labial conturing" to "restore labial and vulvar contour to a plump firmness."

Need I say more?

Thursday, July 03, 2008


A recent poll on the website of the international edition of CNN asks:
Do you think celebrities such as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt receive too much media attention?
The choices are Yes and No.

I didnt vote. They didnt have a button for Fuck, yeah!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

payback time!!

sing to the tune of that Falco song

oh my deus, oh my deus, oh my deus oh my deus ... oh oh oh my deus!
people actually pay for this crap


Christopher Hitchens submits himself to waterboarding.

Video here.
You may have read by now the official lie about this treatment, which is that it “simulates” the feeling of drowning. This is not the case. You feel that you are drowning because you are drowning—or, rather, being drowned, albeit slowly and under controlled conditions and at the mercy (or otherwise) of those who are applying the pressure.
Article here.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Donate rice through the UN

We're getting rickrolled

For some reason, they keep showing videos of him in the 80s in the ads for this. So dont be surprised if a fat, unshaven wino shows up, sitting in a chair while the Vicor dancers gyrate around him.

"First Im gonna give you up, then Im gonna let you down, then Im gonna run around and hurt you."
chocolates are no match for cowboys

not what you think

2 Girls, 1 Cup (SFW!! Honest!!)

a state of pot

good luck having a sane conversation with them by 2012.
once you go Yank, you'll never get bank.

it does compute

ok, is it cheating or not? let your voice be heard!
real life muties!

If you were the dogs, you'd rather die too

The tapes, along with three dogs -- a Labrador, a blue heeler and a mixed breed -- were also taken into custody. Bowman said his office is recommending that they be taken away from the suspects and be put down.
Check out the picture on the link and see why.