but what if he wants porn? or a Big Mac??

the pie

minus housing and health, the rest should qualify as entertainment.

dried up

i have no comment.

the best reason not to watch the Transformers sequel.

eat, drink and be merry ... you know the drill.

the Colonel demoted.

tweeting once, tweeting twice ...

the intelligentsia and otherwise, on Google.

The fast and the Führer

start them early, why don'tcha?

but the question is, did he spit on that pizza?

electrifying

Jordan, Pippen and 5 other players explode at reunion. not really.

now if she were as popular as Anna K ...

the truth behind nursery rhymes.

parenting 101

well, you wouldn't want the kid to go to brothels by himself, would you?

oh, it was the real kind of cougar!

somebody needs to take self-defense classes

isn't this a variation of Romy and Michelle's HS Reunion?

hey, Sonic X, wanna race?

uh-huh. sure.