you want him to make that pencil disappear ...

... in your eye?

can't believe there's so many loonies around.

Megan Fox has always been a bitch

watch the whole clip. little boy with a rose, you are not alone. but it's not a big loss. you will find your star.

holy crapola! your kid will hate you.

watchu talkin' about, Willis??

yes, this is getting ridiculous.

i'm so ronery ... so ronery.

ok, that's it, you terrorist scum.

too many idiots, so little time

'ello, guvnah! is this true?

don't give us ideas, foo'!

Time Bandit would approve!

make up your own!

cruel joke

i knew it, right from the start, because that's the only episode i ever watched.

sure, but you will be arrested thereafter.

how GM killed the transit system.

if you need to puke, click here.

holy blue shit

wanna go Gargamel on these people?

picture pirates!

holy crap! better ask around if your foreign friends have seen you in billboards or other advertising media in their country!