ninjas defeat muggers!

NOT.

despite what the news item might try to project, the muggers ran away when they were discovered by the ninjas, not because the ninjas actually came to the rescue and beat up the muggers.

"We started running towards them and they took off. They would have seen five of us in ninja gear ... all in black with our belts on, running toward them.”

geez. that's impressive, mate.

The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants.

FAIL.

expect more bombings and airport lockdowns.

that's why China is the world's #1 porn consumer.

its probably ok if it was Sophia Loren.

who are we to judge?

truth be told, there's something about watching train wrecks. just take notes because it has to be filed under 'how not to raise your kids'.

HWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

to the love cave!

Ronald McDonald's evil intentions revealed!

shock therapy

i thought kids today are so inured to violence and the like. but if it helps, why not? you can also show them the gory details and see if that also sticks.

communication is key

failing that, people can still be stupid idiots. (watch till the end)

made you check it out eh?

oh, THERE's a manual?!

easy choice here: DON'T GO TO REHAB.

can't believe there's so many loonies around.

yes, this is getting ridiculous.

catfight! catfight!

wanna know where your idols are?

you're complaining?!?!

lies women tell

whatchacha-out!

too many idiots, so little time