and why do i not want to live in Jersey? ahhhh.

you sure this is not a Guy Ritchie flick?

and that is why you gots fired.

you need to watch the news.

all you need to know about Twilight

yes, this is getting ridiculous.

catfight! catfight!

check this out, baby

Willy Wonka is dead

too many idiots, so little time

shaken and stirred

down. pants down.

just in case you missed it the first time

worst job ever.