that's why China is the world's #1 porn consumer.

holy shit.

i must investigate this. where the hell are these fucktards coming from?


update: looks like a satire site. whew! but then again, the creatures being made fun of do exist.

HWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

and why do i not want to live in Jersey? ahhhh.

Ukrainian Star Wars Wedding

easy choice here: DON'T GO TO REHAB.

wacko.

we may soon need to give TB this.

like some people i know

which were you?

sure, but you will be arrested thereafter.

holy blue shit

wanna go Gargamel on these people?

BS or not?

horizontal mambo makes you do your job better.

let me just note that:
- some people can do their jobs well and they're not getting any
- some people can totally suck at the job and still score
- sometimes the job can be so stressful no amount of sexy times can save you from getting totally depressed

hey i didn't say it!!!

Gasper, the Friendly Ghost.

oh, you never heard of choking your chicken?