but what if he wants porn? or a Big Mac??

it's like a Windows hater suddenly becoming Microsoft CEO.

i ain't afraid of no ghost

all you need to know about Twilight

watchu talkin' about, Willis??

yes, this is getting ridiculous.

we should eat there sometime

kids these days

presidential speeches

i'm so ronery ... so ronery.

It's the American thing to do

Texting girl falls into manhole, parents sue city.

My prediction? Parents will win, thus rewarding stupidity.

catfight! catfight!

start them young, why don't you?

wanna know where your idols are?

It's all a friggin sham

Bono's environment-love ek, that is.

Put another way, U2's CO2 emissions are reportedly the equivalent to the average annual waste produced by 6,500 British people, or the same as leaving a lightbulb running for 159,000 years.

Damn these celebrities and their hypocrisy. It's all your fault, Gore.
And look at how one fan justifies all this:

"The carbon footprint of this might be quite large, but the spiritual rewards to the audience of this are those that enhance a life," Mark Reed wrote in a review for the Final Word website. "If all life were bread and water, then there would be nothing to lift mankind above the amoeba."

Spiritual rewards? It's a friggin rock concert! It's where thousands of people go to listen to rock songs performed live, then go home and do whatever it is theyve been doing. You'd think Bono was some kind of Jesus or something. Spiritual rewards. Pfsh!

But wait! Maybe it's okay because Bono will pay money to offset the carbon emissions:

Though U2 may yet announce that they are paying to carbon offset their world tour – they would need to plant 20,118 trees a year...

Awwwww, that's nice. 20,118 trees should cover it and assuage Bono's guilt, right? Wrong.

Obama gets a pass. no, really.

I have often walked down this street before

But the pavement always
Stayed beneath my feet before.
All at once am I
Several stories high,
Knowing Im on the street where you live.

you're complaining?!?!

check this out, baby

black or white

thanks a lot, Jacko.

ok, that's it, you terrorist scum.

the pie

minus housing and health, the rest should qualify as entertainment.

Time Bandit usually calls the police.

lies women tell

whatchacha-out!

Willy Wonka is dead

do u agree with Bill?

apple owns philippine flag

too many idiots, so little time

not for the senile

la la la la la part 2

la la la la la

the Horny 10

ahahahahahaha!!! brilliant!!!!

shaken and stirred

down. pants down.

oh, you Australians ...

speak up, people!

let's have it both ways - those who got molested by him and those who molested him!

no, its not Ah-nuld

Terminator in Nevada

levels of drunk (4th of July edition)

although i must say it was a Dell ...

Mac or PC: you're screwed anyway!!

'ello, guvnah! is this true?

staying alive!!!!!!

don't give us ideas, foo'!

From all of us here at nothing...

... our condolences for your loss.

Time Bandit, let's go!

new population control method

hey, whatever works, right?

don't worry

... its not the Bunnies you prefer (wink, wink).

Time Bandit would approve!

make up your own!