holy God! "Avatar" makes you depressed!!!

who's consuming what

so he didn't get any alien powers?

apparently, this was going to be the cartoon

... but someone with common sense changed the story to a zoo escape and and an island stranding.

the warm afterglow

well, they have to. global climate is a very complicated issue requiring intense, open-minded, innovative thinking which should only come from relaxed and happy participants.

quick solution: make and bring your own coffee.