OK, FINE, WHATEVER!

Take that, Ken Lee!

via Plurk.

to the love cave!

Ukrainian Star Wars Wedding

screw

see, despite having a Playboy model wife, some people still can't make it work.

Ronald McDonald's evil intentions revealed!

shock therapy

i thought kids today are so inured to violence and the like. but if it helps, why not? you can also show them the gory details and see if that also sticks.

for your viewing pleasure

This is how we limerick-roll

Dont you just love it to bits

Our leader's in glamor and glitz

Because it's essential

To be presidential

Even when the country's in the shits

via JZ.

Oink.

There once was a woman, a midget
Who asked how fat would a pig get
If it dined on caviar
Smoked Havana cigars
And racked restaurant bills in six digits?

Dirty, rotten...

So what are we sposed to do now
With this little lady from Lubao?
Her power is such
That no one can touch
Her riches, her power, and rule now

YOU got the look!

you sure this is not a Guy Ritchie flick?

it's a small world after all.

communication is key

failing that, people can still be stupid idiots. (watch till the end)

bored, bored, bored.

and that is why you gots fired.

Ngorkzz.

There once was a girl from Pampanga
Who, while others wallowed in hunger
Ate Le Cirque's whole menu
With her entire retinue
Of lackeys, a brood of hogmongers

(With a tip of the helmet to Marocharim and Sparks.)

someone will be in hot water

determine if you are gonna get some action!

made you check it out eh?

Grif's probably chewing his fingernails...

... as he battles the paralyzing throes of withdrawal from his current addiction.

The popular social networking site Twitter has been hit by a denial of service attack, according to Twitter co-founder Biz Stone.

(Biz Stone? Come on tell me your real name.)

oh, THERE's a manual?!

easy choice here: DON'T GO TO REHAB.

you need to watch the news.

take a break

and now something for all you hardworking people out there (not you, @roomiediaz!)

you want him to make that pencil disappear ...

... in your eye?

can't believe there's so many loonies around.

'W', not a 'B'

while Jego may go for flatheads, Timebandit goes for witches.

Megan Fox has always been a bitch

watch the whole clip. little boy with a rose, you are not alone. but it's not a big loss. you will find your star.

holy crapola! your kid will hate you.