and why do i not want to live in Jersey? ahhhh.

Oh look! It's an ad for hats!

Wha-???

yes, SHE CAN!

This is officially creepy

Yes we can.

gone to pot

he's saying "this is what i think of your cooking!"

a Snake Eyes fan!

Colonel's chicken

OK, FINE, WHATEVER!

Take that, Ken Lee!

via Plurk.

to the love cave!

Ukrainian Star Wars Wedding

screw

see, despite having a Playboy model wife, some people still can't make it work.

Ronald McDonald's evil intentions revealed!

shock therapy

i thought kids today are so inured to violence and the like. but if it helps, why not? you can also show them the gory details and see if that also sticks.

for your viewing pleasure

This is how we limerick-roll

Dont you just love it to bits

Our leader's in glamor and glitz

Because it's essential

To be presidential

Even when the country's in the shits

via JZ.

Oink.

There once was a woman, a midget
Who asked how fat would a pig get
If it dined on caviar
Smoked Havana cigars
And racked restaurant bills in six digits?

Dirty, rotten...

So what are we sposed to do now
With this little lady from Lubao?
Her power is such
That no one can touch
Her riches, her power, and rule now

YOU got the look!