expect more bombings and airport lockdowns.

parenting tip. NOT. (nsfw)

that's why China is the world's #1 porn consumer.

holy God! "Avatar" makes you depressed!!!

being repressed is not good

so ... Mormons, what do you have to say for yourselves?

holy shit.

i must investigate this. where the hell are these fucktards coming from?


update: looks like a satire site. whew! but then again, the creatures being made fun of do exist.

i feel the need, the need for passenger ejector seats.

of course there's an explanation!

pot 390, starbucks 208

1) pot is cheaper than coffee
2) pot is much more fun than coffee
3) Denver residents symphatize with Seattle and are boycotting Howard Schultz
4) a new hippie generation has boomed in the Rockies
5) what else can you do in Denver?

its probably ok if it was Sophia Loren.

1987 is so far away

does the list include performing acoustic sets from now on and riding commercial airlines for their tours?

they probably also hemmed and hawed and eventually deleted "... that will change the world" out of the title.


anyone who also has 10 ideas for the next decade, write to the New York times!

who are we to judge?

truth be told, there's something about watching train wrecks. just take notes because it has to be filed under 'how not to raise your kids'.

should we be sort of relieved?