ok, let's bend the rules here a bit ... no glamour photos this time. because our candidate is really not a run-of-the-mill model per se, but an 18 year old pole vaulter from Norwalk who, due to a naughty "photography enthusiast", garnered unwanted Internet attention.
ironically, her dad, a defense lawyer, who allegedly defended (successfully) quite a few online predators in the past, is now scrambling to raise the fences around his daughter for her own protection.
you can always find pics of her with our trusty Big Brother; there's even some pathetic dudes who cobbled stuff for YouTube.
oh, i forgot to mention - her name is Allison Stokke. now git. and be careful - you never know who's watching. nyahahahahahaha!
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Nice ass. Too young. Im giving her a 3.5 for now.
(And no, no lame jokes about poles and vaulting. Too easy.)
would you like her to vault your pole ... oh wait, i see my P.R. person waving her wrist across her neck.
3.0.
4 minus 1 for muscular body = 3
hah! methinks googling her seems fair enough.
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