Thursday, June 21, 2007

Methinks more natives are getting restless

"It is not clear what prompts the sturgeons' acrobatics, although their leaping season appears to run from June to August. Some scientists believe the fish use it as a form of communication, others think it is aimed at flushing the gills. Some theorise that sturgeon leap simply because they can."

The hell, you say. These fish are jumping because theyre out to get you. Youve been eating their Russian and Iranian cousins' eggs for so long. Now it's payback time.



1 comment:

grifter said...

wait till the sturgeon general asks the great white sharks for help, and start mobilizing organized attacks. it will make Peter Benchley's book look like a fairy tale.