wanted: cheerleader?

and where the hell's Hayden Pantyairs? oh right she only likes whales.

Jeff Bezos' worst nightmare

how not to fail in life ... misspellings included.

Rambo is a pussy!

Yes we muth'fuckin can, muthfuckah

Via Plurk. Yes I have Plurk. What's it you ya, bitch? Here's the President of the United States swearin like a muth'fuckah.

Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit

why we need WMDs

crap. that's potentially 40,000 species to deal with.

double slash psycho

wow! now i can understand TB's reticence (snort).

Careful

When swiping material off the net. The Man will sic his lawyers on your ass.

The image, Fairey has acknowledged, is based on an Associated Press photograph, taken in April 2006 by Manny Garcia on assignment for the AP at the National Press Club in Washington.

The AP says it owns the copyright, and wants credit and compensation. Fairey disagrees.

Theyre asking for millions. Yes, Im looking at you, comicbook reviewer geek.

Thanks, Nature

Inventors should thank their lucky stars that Nature doesnt sue for patent infringement.

15 coolest cases of biomimicry here.

Too high, man

But a salary cap makes sense, so kudos. The NBA does it, why wouldnt the government, eh? It's Grif's money after all. But if I were the Prez, I'll knock their salaries down to the level of the guys who actually do the work.

The Obama administration is expected to impose a cap of $500,000 for top executives at companies that receive large amounts of bailout money, according to people familiar with the plan.

explosion!!!

that's it, geeks; you're screwed.

22 months more and we'll have the next Britney

Im too sexy

... for the playground, too sexy for the playground, too sexy by far.

Offering HK$450 to "make love," the boy also included a breakdown of sexual services he wanted, along with his instant-messaging contact information.

as they say, one man's trash ...

and that's what you get for giving us the prequel trilogy!!!

Chyort voz'mi!

but what if they're invulnerable?

How am I doing so far, sir? Sir?

Sir?

The instructor, George "Chip" Steele of Skydive Carolina, was later pronounced dead. But as they were falling, Pharr -- an Army soldier taking a private skydiving lesson -- knew only that Steele wasn't responding.

the surprise sleeper hit of '09

screw Google. we have no pretensions.

as shoe are reading this ...

unlike the one in Iraq, this one's good as dead.

what say you, Comcast subscriber?

See? I told you.

Corporate jets are good for the economy, peasant.

But consider this: The General Aviation Manufacturers Association estimates that more than one million people are employed manufacturing, maintaining, flying and managing business aircraft. In addition to keeping legions at work in top-paying jobs, business aircraft facilitate and expand commerce for their users and contribute $150 billion to the American economy annually.

With that in mind, it’s astounding to see members of Congress, the very people doling out hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to failed companies, disparaging and even actively trying to curtail this industry, which is already reeling from the economic and credit crises. The business jet is merely a tool — one that, employed correctly, could help those same struggling institutions soar again and start paying back the money owed, with interest.

chinny-chin-chin?

Call Guiness

One swear word every 20 seconds in a TV show. Well done, Gordon.

Obama arrested for pot possession!

Zombies Ahead....

I didnt do it.. honest!!

But I did see it though.. hohohoho

Ahhhhhhh!!!

Just AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-h-h-h-hhhhhh!!!

the Admiral Ackbar Show

Because it's greener

... than the electric chair.

(b) When the penalty of death is imposed, the punishment for a defendant convicted under RSA 630:1, I(g) shall be execution by firing squad. If execution by firing squad is to be carried out, the commissioner of the department of corrections or designee shall select a 5-person firing squad of peace officers. The commissioner or designee shall ensure that the method of judgment of death specified in the warrant is carried out at a secure correctional facility operated by the department at an hour determined by the department on the date specified in the warrant. Compensation for firing squad members shall be in an amount determined by the commissioner of the department of corrections.

lies, lies, lies!!!

too much entitlement begets kick in the face

because it was slightly less than a million dollars?

fuck you. and that's from someone who has not seen any semblance of a bonus, not even the first letter of the word, not even a whiff of one, since he's started working here. and to think that even a bonus would be taxed heavily anyway. yeah, fuck you too, government.

they try to make me go to rehab, i say, no, no, no!

anybody seen this?

What's not to love?

She's hot and she knows history. And she just laid the smackdown on Bill O'Reilly. Tell me: What's not to love?

“I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately,” Alba blogged on MySpace Celebrity. “Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people... it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland.”

crash!

oh, you know they're keeping that $50M and trying to find other ways to spend it. Send in Delta Force, Obama - kill these bastards!!!

leave Christ out of this!

Pfsh!

Ho-effing-hum.

According to a simulation of planetary warming trends, failure to drastically cut greenhouse gas pollution within the next half century could choke Earth's oceans for the next 100,000 years.

How many times do we have to tell you? Your simulations are crap! You can't simulate a complicated thing like climate from a computer model and get accurate results. For the love of all that's holy, go out and gather real data. All this fear-mongering is just giving the government more 'reason' to take control of our lives.

Gloria-frigging-Arroyo has just appointed herself 'Environment Czar'! Holy crap!!

"The President is already head of the government. To appoint herself as chair of a body which mandates government agencies to fulfill what are already their responsibilities - and to put aside budget for that purpose -is absurd."

Who said that? No, not some oil company exec or some auto industry flunky. Greenpeace did! Grean-effing-peace! Mother of pearl!

"just look at it, Sir Richard!"

Google street view ... like a box of chocolates

check your closet! don't just open the door!

Something's in the water in Pittsburgh

21 ex-Steelers under 60 have died since 1996

Obama is ready...

... to kick your ass!

Dont say we didnt warn you.

A company that cares. Doesnt it warm the cockles of one's heart? Because theyre concerned with their customers' health, the Happy Egg Company contains a warning in each of their six-pack egg cartons:

Allergy advice: Contains egg.

BJ sucks!

I meant Billy Joel, potty-brain. This article reminds me of the discussion I had with the Grif a few years back over whether or not Billy Joel deserves his place in the rock n' roll Hall of Fame. Grif, a bona fide Joel fan put up a strong defense against my accusations that he is a derivative talent at best, but no one changed the other's mind. I still think Billy Joel sucks, and the Grif still lights candles to an altar made entirely of Billy Joel album covers.

And I think I've done it! I think I've identified the qualities in B.J.'s work that distinguish his badness from other kinds of badness: It exhibits unearned contempt. Both a self-righteous contempt for others and the self-approbation and self-congratulation that is contempt's backside, so to speak. Most frequently a contempt for the supposed phoniness or inauthenticity of other people as opposed to the rock-solid authenticity of our B.J.

Gee, you think?

Really?

The White House warned Sunday that the country could face a long and painful financial recovery, even with major government intervention to stimulate the economy and save financial institutions.

'Even with'? Try 'because of'.

inglorious basterds

they have work that entails the use of a laptop and they can't afford their own wi-fi? coffeshops should be more sophisticated and start charging for wi-fi usage after 2 hours.

i'd be impressed if one of them was Michael Jordan.

i know its still monday but ...

when black friday comes la la la la

think you live in a crappy place?

time to be patriotic to your former colonizer

Inauguration GigaPan

Now this was in May 2008

Let's tick off the predictions to see whether they come true or not.

• The imminent collapse of the U.S. Economy to occur sometime in late 2008
• The imminent collapse of the U.S. Government finances sometime in mid 2009
• The possibility of Civil War inside the United States as a result of the collapse
• The advance round-ups of “insurgent U.S. Citizens” likely to move against the government
• The detention of those rounded up at The REX 84 Camps constructed throughout the United States
• The possibility of public retaliation against members of Congress for the collapses
• The location of safe facilities for members of Congress and their families to reside during massive civil unrest
• The necessary and unavoidable merger of The U.S. with Canada and Mexico establishing The North American Union
• The issuance of a new currency called the AMERO for all three nations as an economic solution.

First one was good, eh?

Forget Hollywood

See this movie.

Prepare for sleepless nights.

(It gets weird though.)

a perfect explanation

now that we know what causes it, may we suggest disintegrator laser cannons be mounted on each car so the offending vehicle can be taken out of the equation to minimize slowing down by the rest of the herd?

daaaaaaaaayyyymmmm!

didn't they learn as much watching G.I.Joe?

how long till the boyfriend dumps her?

Change!

this post was edited because it displayed like crap due to badly designed embedding code. just click here to see the video onsite.

Benjamin lost his buttons

The Grif is prescient

... and bailed out of Facebook just in time. If he didnt, he'd be buying one of these.

One such device, made by INQ (a London-Hong Kong handset maker) is out right now. Called the INQ1, it's a mobile phone with a web-based operating system that revolves around Facebook. That's right, just Facebook.

But knowing Grif, I think he bailed out of Facebook because he found something better. As the article says, Facebook is so completely over, man.

how many did you see?

you like juggling balls eh?

thanks a lot, so get the F outta here!!!

(i know, i know, that was a trifle petty but hey, it made you laugh ... right?)

yes, why not?

should work as long as its an English prison.

Way to go, kid. Way to go.

Effing brill!

tragic but ...

... if you see train tracks leading to a tunnel, you'd better avoid said tunnel.

start 'em young

didja read this? he said he's gonna create a new O/S. that warms Steve Ballmer's cold heart.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

wake me up when they roll 'em out in front of a firing squad.

Something to brighten up your day

An entire site dedicated to Charice Pempengco's TV appearances.

Doesnt it make you proud? Our gift to the United States of America. I heard she'll sing God Bless America at Obama's inauguration. She's a real patriot and America will be all the better for just giving her her citizenship papers right there and then. =wipes tear=

if this is true ...

... am screwed. but on the other hand, its supposed to be good news for some men.

(explains why most women go for the money eh?)

ho-hum. next!!!

too chicken to throw the xbox at her, i see.

the land named goo

so it wasn't a promised land eh? or are you not just smart and savvy enough to handle the crap?

totally responsible parenting

it's the boy's fault; he pestered his dad to tag along.

well, good for you; watch your back on your way out.

ok, maybe they're Yanks vacationing in France?

what, you only saw the Matrix trilogy yesterday??

let's move to Peru!

A-one and a-two

When Black Friday comes
I'll fly down to Muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words
From my little black book
Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed
All the kangaroos
When Black Friday comes I'll be on that hill
You know I will

and here it is!

When Black Friday comes
It comes right down to it lalalala

well, cane your extremist brother, why dont you?

the way some of their fellow Muslims act at times, its worse than being drunk.

its a bird, its a plane, its ...

not only do they like to go, but they want to work there as well.

For fresher breath

... and an agonizingly slow and painful death.

Their review, published in the Dental Journal of Australia, concludes there is now ``sufficient evidence'' that "alcohol-containing mouthwashes contribute to the increased risk of development of oral cancer''.

The ethanol in mouthwash is thought to allow cancer-causing substances to permeate the lining of the mouth more easily and cause harm.

Acetaldehyde, a toxic by-product of alcohol that may accumulate in the oral cavity when swished around the mouth, is also believed to be carcinogenic.

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

And Pastafarians around the world sing praises.

The group said they watched several glowing orange spheres with octupus-like arms reaching down from them, while driving late at night.

The sighting came just three days before a wind turbine had one of its blades ripped off in Conisholme, Lincs, in what many believe was a close encounter.

And the family's description is strikingly similar to what witnesses claim they saw shortly before the wind farm incident on January 4.

what a bitch.

what? so i can't send useless text messages?!

dude, Mumbai has been done. you need to anticipate other (new) ways they'll be coming at us.

Cadillac 1

want one? you have to be elected to the US' highest office first.

hairspray. right. gotcha.

a Stormtrooper's day off

where Tijuana meets San Diego

guess which is which

how many have you seen?

hello, its called a Lance!

no, dummies; its to protect our young daughters from him.

lost in translation

moral lesson: texting sucks.

roll your eyes, one more time

this really sounds like a religion foisting itself upon the masses in the name of 'morality'.

China expanded an Internet cleanup campaign Friday, shutting down an edgy blog hosting site for apparently carrying "harmful comments" and naming more than a dozen sites containing pornography or other vulgar content.

Late on Thursday, the China Internet Illegal Information Reporting Center -- the government-backed body that monitors the Internet -- posted a list on its Web site naming more than a dozen sites, including Microsoft's MSN, that it says need to clean up pornographic content.

The sites contained a large amount of vulgar material that "violated society's morals, and harmed the health of young people," the notice said. It urged the sites to eliminate offensive content and for Internet users to monitor the process.

the internet a source of immoral material? no way! get outta heah!!!

and rolling tanks over people is an example of shining behavior. whoooopeeeeeee!

the scum still rises

to those who are still in Facebook, look this up.


yes, i know, this is from that infamous blog we you posted almost a year ago.

its raining 'cans

ask Gore, he has an explanation. no, not the Pirates of the Caribbean director, moron.

your heads are about to explode.

check out #9.

alright, geniuses. i dare you make a claim.

rip it out of her!