Everybody loves a sore loser

Two-time US Open champ Retief Goosen expresses his doubts about Tiger Woods's knee injury which saw him wincing in pain at times en route to his victory over Rocco Mediate at the US Open that went to sudden death.

But two-time US Open champion Goosen said: "It just seemed when he hit bad shots his knee was in pain and on his good shots he wasn't.

Asked if he felt Woods could have been faking it, Goosen said: "I think so." The South African added: "You see when he made the putts and he went down on his knees and shouting 'yeah', his knee wasn't sore.

First of all, duh. When he was in pain he hit bad shots but when he wasnt in pain he hit good shots? Well golly, Retief, that is sheer genius! You have amazing powers of observation. No wonder youre a pro. And second of all, you suck.

I suppose South African pro golfers have never heard of adrenaline.