Getting high on dad

Keith Richards confirms the 'I snorted dad' story, but

"The cocaine bit was rubbish," he said. "I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with.

I suppose he's doing what some Pacific island tribes do to their dead--eat their brains. This practice provided valuable clues to scientists studying Mad Cow disease after said Pacific islanders' brains started spongifying.

One can almost be sure that Richards didnt get high from snorting his dad's ashes. The same cannot be said of anyone snorting Richards's ashes.