a Vampirella Halloween for you!!!

Another reason MTV is irrelevant

MTV bleeps Weird Al.

MTV's actions really have me scratching my head. Do they think that the
names of file sharing programs are the equivalent of curse words? Or do
they really think that, by bleeping them out, people won't be able to
figure out what's in the song? Seems like yet another sign of how out
of touch MTV has become from today's musically-inclined youth.

popular movies recreated in Lego

at least it will be within your budget!!!

Irony, thy name is Global Warming

It's like rain on your wedding day. Not.

Snow fell as the House of Commons debated Global Warming yesterday - the first October fall in the metropolis since 1922.

golfy

t.b., don't do this.

p-diddy

looks like we know what our friend does in his spare time

"Ummm, frenchman, yummy," the toilet said

Firefighters took more than an hour to free the man, before lifting him from the train on a stretcher with the entire toilet still stuck to his arm.

A fire spokesman said: "He was cut free from the toilet on the platform and apart from suffering bruising and smelling a bit, he suffered no other injuries."

What was he doing? He was trying to retrieve his phone from the crapper. Another reason why you shouldnt buy the most expensive gadget out there. If my cheap phone fell in the crap, I'd have no qualms about flushing it.

BUSH III

pro-choice

electric company

soon we will be tasered for even looking at a cop the wrong way

dare you wear these?

The machines are taking over!!

A Polish driver steered his mini bus straight into a lake - after his sat-nav told him to.

Such is the power of the machine, that a human can surrender his will to it.

"The driver had such faith in his sat-nav that he didn't even notice
all the traffic signs saying the road had been closed," they added.

But then again, maybe he's just stupid.

who's in love?

kids, don't try this at home.

even saints get mid-life crises

Cow-abunga!!!

Well, well, well

Looks like our favorite gamer is getting more action than he's letting on.

Gamers are twice as likely to go out on dates as nongamers in a given month.

But then again, maybe the study is a load of BS.

if Facebook doesn't kill, it can get you fired.

there is NO escape!

albums in lego

place bets now!

one mail to rule them all

well, someone's CPU just overheated.

N.P.O.T.B.

you're singing "penis angelicus"? oh, 'panis'! sorry, Father!

guess who's a flickrite?

oh yeah? so why didn't you stay on the moon then?

No thank you

What will they think of next?

The treatment consists of six non-venomous snakes massaging the client's aching muscles and joints.

What's wrong with hookers giving you a massage? Where's the spa for that? Six non-venomous hookers. A spa whose time has come.

Superman beats the Dark Knight

die whitey

well, making money while stepping on people then losing all that money could be a reason.

rejected Transformers

makes sense to me

he moves in mysterious ways

never thought u had it in u! congrats, t.b.!

if you get one, hope its a prank.

They arent green. Theyre a bit yellowish.

So reusable cloth diapers arent all that green eh?

A government report that found old-fashioned reusable nappies damage the environment more than disposables has been hushed up because ministers are embarrassed by its findings.

But notice what the Brit government does:

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) has instructed civil servants not to publicise the conclusions of the £50,000 nappy research project and to adopt a “defensive” stance towards its conclusions.

A defensive stance against the truth? Nyahahahaha!! Governments. They suck.

But to be fair, it's not the nappies themselves that arent green. It's how the Brits wash them.

To reduce the impact of cloth nappies on climate change parents would have to hang wet nappies out to dry all year round, keep them for years for use on younger children, and make sure the water in their washing machines does not exceed 60C.

That's how we in Third World countries have always washed them. We use the sun and our hands. Not Maytag. Lazy ass.

"We can no longer see Russia from my front door!"

I guess the polar ice caps arent shrinking anymore, eh?

"In mid-June, I was surprised to see snow still at sea level in Prince William Sound," said U.S. Geological Survey glaciologist Bruce Molnia. "On the Juneau Icefield, there was still 20 feet of new snow on the surface of the Taku Glacier in late July. At Bering Glacier, a landslide I am studying, located at about 1,500 feet elevation, did not become snow free until early August.

Does that mean global warming is over? Get Al Gore to run for president again.

The Gospel of John

Lennon, that is.

Artists highlighted for exploring Christian themes in their music
include Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan and John Lennon, who famously claimed
the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.

"Let's turn our hymnals to Hymn 42. Obladi Oblada life goes on, rah! La-la-la-la-life goes on."

I say jail that... that.. appliance!

Fascist pigs!

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

i guess he was busy getting laid during this event

bluish

i believe a member of this blog should be #1.

sure, sure, blame the Yanks

d.u.m.b.a.s.s.

why there are not much movies that end up with smart villains winning in the end

oh grow up!

its confirmed ... Facebook kills!

you can be a Spiderman AND a stud!

so? just stream videos, dammit!

the Disco Lovers feel vindicated

shit for your 'Fox

no, you don't have the power.

Cough it up, lady!

I mean that blue sapphire necklace. We know the woman in the picture is you.

The last remaining survivor of the Titanic disaster is selling her mementoes to pay for her nursing home fees.

Party pooper!

"There is absolutely a link between oral sex and oral cancer," said Dr. Ellen Rome, of the Cleveland Clinic.

somewhere beyond the sea.

Wait, what??

Im a... liberal???

According to a controversial new study, set to be published in The Journal of Political Psychology, the bedrooms and offices of liberals, who are generally thought of as open, tend to be colorful and awash in books about travel, ethnicity, feminism and music, along with music CDs covering folk, classic and modern rock, as well as art supplies, movie tickets and travel memorabilia.

Conservatives, on the other hand, tend to surround themselves with calendars, postage stamps, laundry baskets, irons and sewing materials in their personal spaces, according to the study. Their bedrooms and offices are well-lighted and decorated with sports paraphernalia and flags—especially American ones.

And Grif is a conservative. Nyahahahaa!! What a load of crap! Dont these 'scientists' have better things to do? (What the hell's wrong with Scientific American?)

Needless to say, not all experts are on board with the subtext of these conclusions. Political scientist Evan Charney dismisses links made by the studies between personality and ideology. "There's a lot of bad science here," says Charney, a fellow at the Institute for Genome Sciences & Policy at Duke University.

Yeah, you tell 'em, Evan. And while youre at it, ask SciAm why they published this crap. But go ahead and read the rest of it. It's a hoot. Scientific American has turned tabloid.

Save energy, save the world

Hire this guy for your next party.

Queen Palin

No wonder theyre losing the war

Iraq war veteran attacked by vicious monster in park.

He said the animal, which Garren estimated weighed 2 to 3 pounds,
pounced on his head after he simulated a squirrel call to get its
attention Sunday afternoon.

Obama can't lose!

McCain? Obama?

Pfsh!!

David Scot Springer in 2008!

(What do you mean you dont know who he is? If you think Obama and McCain are who they say they are, then youre more stupid than I thought.)

approved for use of the F word

after saving whales, she stumps for McCain.

different types of chess

Halloween 2008 masks

again, let's move to Japan!

The sun is the center of our solar system...

... moving around it are the planets.*

Awesome pictures.

*Whatever happened to that Promil kid? If he's working in some call center, Im going over there to personally beat him up. All these years Ive been rooting for him to become an astronomer.

Change you can believe in

Seems like President-to-be Obama's people would not hesitate to sic the Secret Service on your ass if you dis their candidate.

A Lufkin woman received a surprise visit from the Secret Service last week because of a "death threat" comment she reportedly made about Sen. Barack Obama to a campaign volunteer asking for her support of the presidential candidate.

Yes indeed. From way over here in the islands, the difference between the Dems and the Republicans are terribly difficult to spot.

a country poorer than those in africa.

WW2 Posters

the cap is found.

there's hope for us?

must ... not ... kick ...

sex positions for nerds

Even Paris mast$%&@!* to Sarah Palin

“My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to
yourself,” the heiress said. “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a
swimsuit?”

Alas, poor iPod. I knew it well...

And he's not too crazy about the prospects of the iPhone too.

Wozniak told The Daily Telegraph that the iPod has had a long time as the world's most popular media player, and that it will fall from grace due to oversupply.

guns and hos

time bandit's favorite women (esp. #7)

somebody didn't grow up

sly fox

if i'm reading this right, it means that he has jumped from rehab to full blown sex addiction. which means rehab was useless.

Kool Aid man strikes again [flickr]

time bandit's teacher

turn up the sound. it could be nsfw!

so much for his MBA

SATC for the pervo set

i spy

Sharon Stone, your new film awaits ... wait, you already did this!!

a griseous malison embrangles muliebrity.

Palin is different

Audio is NSFW so get your headphones.

Superize you

Just follow the instructions.

(Although it doesnt have Grif and TB's names. Bummer.)

backing up and getting pissed!

videogame VP

you can't run away from justice

bring on the diarrhea!

soon, our houses will be running on crap.

Magneto is alive!

fantastic!

can they expand this? i'm already thinking a beheaded Mickey Mouse, Pooh Bear ran over by a semi, and the Little Mermaid on a grill. fabulous!

Want to quit smoking?

It works.

They sure aint smoking now.

5 things time bandit didn't know about Hooters

You think kids in America are sick?

Get a load of the Brits.

'But there were some people shouting things like "Jump" and "Get on
with it!" They were teenagers with nothing better to do who seemed to
think it was funny.

...

'When he fell, lots of people were screaming and crying but there were
several groups of youths who ran from behind the cordon and looked like
they were taking pictures with their mobile phones.

scary movie

i clicked on one of those Gmail ads ... and holy crap!!! don't click if you just had lunch (kinda NSFW)

No he's not an asshole.

He has a mental illness.

And therefore he's qualified for disability benefits.

"no, bitch, i said the Double Cheeseburger is better!"

chink death

how deep does the rabbit hole go?