soon, Padawan ... soon.

so ummm, it must be ... the video games!

prepare for the mothership

Xenu wants to destroy Earth, obviously.

Joe Rogan is my hero

Rogan eats whiny feminists for breakfast.

China in Pictures

a 5 minute reminiscing.

time to get crackin'

get a makeover, 'cause here's your chance to land the big bucks!


* don't be frustrated if the page doesn't load; other losers like you are also checking 'em out.

if only it were that easy ...

piggy

i was leaning toward his side on this, but after this ... pwe!

ah tlga! shocks nman!

ISH #11 (Friday Edition)

has everybody recovered from Ms. Atkinson? good. the Atkinson Diet is good for you.

our final April candidate sounds Euro (and she is), and she could stand toe to toe with any of 'em Euromodels. anyway, she just lives a couple of miles away, in Philly. you can just drive there, look her up and ask about her ethnicity (Lithuanian). and other things. or drop a line via MySpace.

Is She Hot?

Jurgita Valts

if Jurgita could cook, i'd vote her to replace Rachael Ray immediately. that'll show Giada. and that Nigella girl.

Uh-oh

A woman will write Wonder Woman. This doesnt augur well. She might put in a lot of feminist ideology in there so we'll feel guilty about commenting on her jugs.

airplane!

an argument for the supots.

how many have you played?

ruth: more

on one hand, she has a point. on the other, ... well, getting better/more sex doesn't guarantee that it will improve their attitudes toward women.

Captain America is alive!

... and busted.

fry yourself!

did you know that if you lost your cellphone, the phone company can still demand that you pay the bill, even though any charges after the incident are obviously fraudulent?

i like this part:

In California ... the significant financial contributions made by the wireless industry to state government gives the telecommunications industry enormous influence over entities like the Public Utilities Commission. In effect, this allows the wireless industry to make up its own rules.

since its us customers putting in money (not 100%, but still) into the wireless industry in the form of bills and fees, its not too far-fetched to think this money goes to the government entities who are supposed to protect our consumer rights. and with that statement above, it means we are paying people money NOT to help us.


i could understand if this is what drove Cho Seung Hui nuts.

may the chicken be with you

$$$trip

Club Etiquette. a little NSFW.

Coming Soon: Crow 2K7

starring Michelle Rodriguez.



not too far from the tree eh? wait ... the one on the left is Sting. dammit!

start humping, for f--k's sake!

Signs You're Going to Die in This Movie

11. You are wearing a red shirt.
10. You announce that you're going to retire, right after you finish this case.
9. You decide to rise up from your apparent death one more time to surprise the hero.
8. You betray Al Pacino.
7. You decide to stop following the hero and take a different route.
6. You declare "everything is safe" then step out from your hiding place.
5. A serial killer is on the loose and you reveal your breasts.
4. You're playing Jesus.
3. All your bullets miss the hero, even at point blank.
2. Han Solo owes you money.
1. You are giving birth to someone important in the movie.

- from the BBSpot

the new profile

huh. i should start being talkative and downplay any asian features i have.

* note: the former doesn't seem to be a problem for me, while the latter would probably require a couple of thousand dollars. i'll just cross my fingers.


racist idiots. thanks a lot, Cho Seung Hui.

endangered species?

next thing you know, this blog will be shut down.

Desperation, thy name is Britney

In some odd way, this makes sense.

The bald beauty is eager to work with ridiculed reality star Sanjaya Malakar, Star magazine reported.



The mag quoted Brit as believing that the two would make “beautiful” music together.

Give the guy an Oscar!

Girls Gone Wild founder gives performance of a lifetime.



"I am sorry for my behavior. It was wrong. I had heard about appeals and things and I was confused. I am sorry, I really am,'' said Francis, who cried throughout the 45-minute hearing.

i believe i can ...

no honor. disgusting.

prepare your $$$!

ISH #10 (Tuesday Edition)

ok, that 9.5 thing was a blip. too many geeks and dorks around here. hear that, dork?

by request, i have crunched the numbers (that stupid abacus took me 3 hours) to come up with a 'flavor of the month' (not my words). for March, we only had 4 candidates and the clear winner is ... Malia Jones with an average of 4.33.

there's still aways to go for April, so we don't have a definitive winner yet. so far, the frontrunner is an unexpected one: the Venus of Dorks, Kari Byron also with 4.33. the only reason why she vaulted Tabitha and Alina is because Ryukenden is an absentee landlord!

so let's all hope today's and Friday's candidate will garner better scores or else the Dork Empire wins!

Is She Hot?

Gemma Atkinson

Gemma wants to do this for you; she doesn't mind getting dirty. or wet.

How to be a Fascist in 10 Easy Steps

Hahahahaha Part 2

hypocrites!!!

HAHAHAHA!!

Oh the irony! It's too friggin much. Nyaaahahahahaa!!!

All I wanna do is fight global warming...

... Ive got a feeling, Im not the only one.



Sheryl Crow vs. Karl Rove.

In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, "Don't touch me." How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unfazed, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."

That Rove is one arrogant prick.

croco-doodle doo

i wish it also happened to those Chinese jerks who gleefully poked and prodded a tiger in the Nanjing Zoo back in 1998.

i'd still go for Pam!

toolkit manual

just in case you didn't know.


oh, am not talking about you, jego. we know you're older than Methuselah; you know these things in and out.

haha, in and out.

Google Maps are bril!

BUsh2

hogswart!

It's 'Harry Pothead' all along.

hope the junkie dies when Pothead finally ends.

Cant Have Important Precious Star

i can see Larry Wilcox sitting at home, cleaning his guns.


Cruel Hollywood in Ponch's Star.

Cop Honors is Popular 'Strada.

C- ah, crap, just make one up.

so that's why!

and i always wondered why it costs me more to eat healthy foods than junk.

so let me get this straight ... they pour billions into a never-ending war, they encourage people to work out and eat healthy but don't make it easier for them to do so, and to top it off, the health costs are astronomic (if you're poor, you f**ked).


yep, we all f**ked.

It aint the guns, stupid. It's the drugs.

Prescription drugs, that is.

"...virtually all of the gun-related massacres that have made headlines over the past decade have had one thing in common: They were perpetrated by people taking Prozac, Zoloft, Luvox, Paxil or a related antidepressant drug."

Check out the list of student-shooters and the drugs they were taking.



Of course, there could be a chicken-and-egg fallacy here. Were the kids on drugs that's why they were violent, or were the kids prone to violence that's why drugs were prescribed? Either way, the drugs didnt work.

Don't report, we'll decide

Scientists complain about balanced reporting. Makes you wonder whether these people would make good heads of state in a democracy.

First owning Halliburton stocks, and now this

Michael Moore is exposed by, of all people, fellow left-wing liberal documentary filmmakers.

"We do agree with virtually every issue he brings up," Melnyk says. "We think there should be gun control laws in the States, progressive labour laws. We're pro gay rights.



"But we don't agree with how he cheats in his films to get at the greater message, that it's okay to tell small lies to put a better message out to the world. Then the right wing can say, 'Look he lied about this, and that, so how can you believe his message?' "

ISH#9.5

so i've decided to contribute to the ISH survey. my first entry is more of a the-girl-next-door type rather than a pin-up model. she might look familiar to you, especially if you've watched a few Discovery Channel's Mythbusters episodes. she's got beauty and brains. she definitely makes watching the series even more enjoyable. but don't let her dorky look fool you, she's no pushover. since i like geeky girls, she gets a bonus point from me.

Kari Byron

i wonder if my friend has a copy of the FHM mag she's in. she's so cute!

i don't think they protest too much.

time to change your furniture!

acrobots are go!

right said fraud

we better operate with cash from now on. or go back to bartering. nyahahaha!

sounds familiar

they couldn't really remake Battle Royale over here ... so here's their version instead.

predictions from the past

kids today...

no respect for elders.

ISH #9 (Friday Edition)

this girl wants you to give her a high score. or she'll think you're a wanker. wanker.

my personal opinion is, if Cho Seung Hui (of course, the sick fuck will have his own Wiki entry) landed such a hottie, he'd be a happy person and the sad event of April 16 wouldn't have happened.

but for all we know, he got jilted by such a hottie (?), stalked her endlessly, and then gave up and went loco.

moral lesson:

uhm ...?


stop dreaming you'd land a hottie?

Is She Hot?

Melanie Walsh

in addition to that damning site ...

tongue action

pretty soon she'll get some germs (if she hasn't already).

yeah, i know i'm just posting this to razz time bandit, who would love to be the lickee.


eeeww, you don't know where that tongue's been!

rapped

rapper Akon going nuts.

WWDIS*?


* What Would Don Imus Say?

ding-dong! the queen is dead!

Boing Boing pays tribute to...

the Philippine hobbit.

on a roll

maybe this will corrupt the young ones too ?

"you had a hundred billion chances ..."

piece of shit.


you too, conservative pricks.

i damn your soul to hell!

get a dog

... so you can buy this!


and while you're at it, since you're feeling lonely, buy this as well!

great ads!

WE3!

sort of like the comic book?

the landlord

just in case you haven't seen it yet ...

I piss on you

listen well to the lyrics.

Oleg

Borat-influenced?

his name is Bruce

Ash fans, rejoice!

absolute reality

ok, so its a South Korean.



does this and this partially explain it?

or was he a Kim Jong-Il robot drone?

woooohoooo! Homeland Security!!!!

ISH #8 (Tuesday Edition)

let's try to see if the next one meets the criteria of our discerning and fussy viewers (yeah, the two of you).

got a face? check.

got a job? check.

got milk? check.

hey, if you're on the Internet and choose a career that will potentially put you in contact with paparazzi, i guess you're fair game.

Is She Hot?

Angel Faith

yeah, yeah, i know she's still turning 20 next year. but she's earning more than you or me. especially more than me. so shut your holier-than-thou ass down.

kept it clean: here and here.

us.gov is burning

and the Bush empire slowly crumbles.

plus 4 years of missing emails? HAHAHAHA! only happens to idiots and government/corporate evildoers.

Fox Up

attention, Time Bandit. SWITCH CHANNELS ASAP. or is it too late?

columbine 2007

and just after being named one of the best places to retire young.

Kermit gets some bad news ...

smash!

zaijian, Ang Lee.

Pinay beaten up for looking Chink-y

eh? so why don't they go to Canal St. or Flushing to find authentics?

idiots.

you can run. and you can hide.

i'd get me one of these.

why Grindhouse bombed

everyone's offering a lot of theories ... but maybe no one wants to go back to the 70's B-Movies, even with a circa-2007 polish? or we're sick of Harry Potter/LOTR epic-lengths?

Killer bee killers

I remember posting something about the mysterious death of bees happening all over the world. Well it seems scientists have a theory: theyre being killed by your incessant texting.

Goto, ketchup, plain rice... 7.30

Guess who's back.

mutation!

next thing we want: PSXBox!

women are hornier

a study shows that women outnumber men online. but isn't the internet invented for porn?

frak the rainbow

this ad is so annoying i have to hit the mute button every time it comes on tv.

start downloading!

or share.

bird dies, Cheney unharmed

damn, should've been the other way around.

WOW!

damn someone!

... but first, make sure your name's not in there!

(note: Dubya appears lots of times ... not surprising.)

idle hand.

and you thought your name was weird. or long.

say it flawlessly three times, and a dragon will appear to whisk you away to this Welsh village for a personal visit.

then rent Barbarella just for kicks.

iMuerte

ever wanted to see stills of a snuff film? here you go.

NSFW!

ISH #7 (Friday Edition)

it's Friday. we're done with the fasting and the fish thing (although fish is healthy). so now if its Friday, its feasting time! here's the long-lost sister of our former boss! don't let him catch you ogling her!

Is She Hot?

Tabitha Tan

save the cheerleader

for you Hayden P. fans out there ... yeah, all three of you.

beware of geeks bearing ... videocams

this is why you're better off being tech-savvy yourself, or at least have a good friend who is.

Well, thanks a lot Al Gore

As predicted...

Shifting economic priorities from food production to reducing CO2 emission is causing food prices to go up.

where to find chicks.

Hypocrites, One and All

World's Most Dangerous Internet Sites

ISH #6 (Tuesday Edition)

hey, we're back. just to celebrate the Resurrection, we're gonna hit you with two for one today!

(note: just in case anybody missed somebody, just click on the Label Tag at the bottom of the post, before the Comment section).

Is She Hot?

ok, let's cheat with #1 a bit. she's an actress. but she's not that well-known yet, so let your (myopic) eyes be the judge. and before the paparazzi and media hype make her tabloid fodder.

Moon Bloodgood

#2 is a lesser-known model, but like all those who want to be known, has certainly her own webpage. too bad its still under construction as of this writing. but maybe with your help, she'll get it up it on no time. did i say 'get it up'? damn you, Freud.

Lee Ann Liebenberg

easter chick

Just in case I forgot to greet everyone (which i did).

laugh a day keeps the ...

more at explosm.net.

Takeshi's Obstacle Course!

bad charlotte

NSFW!

and they ask me why i'm not into RPGs or MMORPGS.

hooter$$$

all things considered, the only difference between them and us is gazillions of dollars.

The Things Computers Can Do in Movies

1. Word processors never display a cursor.
2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.
3. Movie characters never make typing mistakes.
4. All monitors display inch-high letters.
5. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces.
6. Those that don’t have graphical interfaces will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.
7. Note: Command line interfaces will give you access to any information you want by simply typing, “ACCESS THE SECRET FILES” on any near-by keyboard.
8. You can also infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing “UPLOAD VIRUS”. (See “Fortress”.)
9. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain’s desktop computer even if it’s turned off.
10. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn’t go faster than you can read. (Really advanced computers will also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer.)
11. All computer panels operate on thousands of volts and have explosive devices underneath their surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash of light, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks and an explosion that causes you to jump backwards.
12. People typing on a computer can safely turn it off without saving the data.
13. A hacker is always able to break into the most sensitive computer in the world by guessing the secret password in two tries.
14. You may bypass “PERMISSION DENIED” message by using the “OVERRIDE” function. (See “Demolition Man”.)
15. Computers only take 2 seconds to boot up instead of the average minutes for desktop PCs and 30 minutes or more for larger systems that can run 24 hours, 365 days a year without a reset.
16. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems usually appear to transmit data at the speed of two gigabytes per second.
17. When the power plant/missile site/main computer overheats, all control panels will explode shortly before the entire building will.
18. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also disappears from the screen (See “Clear and Present Danger”).
19. If a disk contains encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you insert it.
20. Computers can interface with any other computer regardless of the manufacturer or galaxy where it originated. (See “Independence Day”.)
21. Computer disks will work on any computer has a floppy drive and all software is usable on any platforms.
22. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it will have (See “Aliens”.)
23. Note: You must be highly trained to operate high-tech computers because the buttons have no labels except for the “SELF-DESTRUCT” button.
24. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional active animation, photo-realistic graphics capabilities.
25. Laptops always have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and performance similar to a CRAY Supercomputer.
26. Whenever a character looks at a monitor, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto their face. (See “Alien” or “2001″)
27. Searches on the internet will always return what you are looking for no matter how vague your keywords are. (See “Mission Impossible”, Tom Cruise searches with keywords like “file” and “computer” and 3 results are returned.)

- from the programmingblog.com

top 15 "Holy Shit" movie moments.

i knew it!

generation dumbass.

S P A N K !

they should ban engrish

racial slur imported from china.

a case of mistaken identity

welcome to dojo!

you wanna try my kung fu?

your next American Idol

inmates start young, run asylum

ISH #5 (Tuesday Edition)

wow - this humble page, 9 months old, has now gone the cheesecake route. but hey, only on Tuesdays and Fridays, and its quite better than posting the latest paparazzi shots of celebrity crotches. but if i think about it ... you know, even GQ and Esquire resorted to putting women on their covers, to boost flagging sales (and other flagging things). but i do read the articles, even without the cheesecake covers. as for Hugh Hefner's long-running mag, it exists for both the cheesecake and the articles (great Bill Maher interview on the last issue).

wait, did i just compare this page with GQ and Esquire? ah, the perils of too much thinking.

enough chatter. you're here for the girls. its supermodel time!

Is She Hot?

Alina Vacariu

Two British icons and several cars

Jeremy Clarkson interviews Simon Cowell.

$50,000 piece of crap

this beats Rachael Ray's $40!

XBOX 360 brute force

contrary to earlier reports, Microsoft is replacing the XBOX 360 premium edition with their upcoming Elite edition. the Core edition will stay and its price to drop to $250. but Microsoft is also planning to release the Brute edition following the Elite.

Dead rising

undeads seen in the land of OZ.