our final April candidate sounds Euro (and she is), and she could stand toe to toe with any of 'em Euromodels. anyway, she just lives a couple of miles away, in Philly. you can just drive there, look her up and ask about her ethnicity (Lithuanian). and other things. or drop a line via MySpace.
Is She Hot?
Jurgita Valts
if Jurgita could cook, i'd vote her to replace Rachael Ray immediately. that'll show Giada. and that Nigella girl.
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from most angles, the face looks very average. i'd give it 2.
rachael ray would score 0. i hope you have nocturnal emissions later, you hypocrite.
3.
Pfsh. The head shot is too cheesy. No imagination. That open mouthed expression to convey sex is so dated.
I also dont like the bod. 2.5.
how is rating her 2 make me a hypocrite, hypocrite?
because you have wrong parking, despite the 2, nyahahahahahaha!
which mouth was conveying sex, again? nyhahahahahaha!
I suppose our pal grif cannot separate aesthetic merit from more prurient instincts. Look, I would boink any of the 2's in the ISH posts in a heartbeat, but that wouldnt change the fact that theyre still 2's.
nyhahahahahahahaha thank you, boinker!
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