Friday, March 23, 2007

ISH #2 (Friday Edition)

T.G.I.S.H.!

just to recap ...
1. comment-vote 1 to 5, with 5 being highest.
2. candidates free for all, except highly-visible Playmates and celebs. pornstars ... ummm, maybe ...
3. ignore the photoshopping and makeup; this is all for fun. and potential drooling.
4. WOBUC. watch out before you click.
5. come back every tuesdays and fridays.

oh and one more thing ... if the candidates don't exactly meet your friggin' high standards, well, excuse me, Mr. Hefner.


Is She Hot?



Hannah Hilton

17 comments:

Jego said...

Slightly better mug than the last one, so that's a 3. Body is a little too 'desperate housewife-ish' for someone to be google-able, but still tap-able, so that's about a 4.

Provisionary rating is 3.5. However, you have to be really special if youre a blonde. Blonde-ness is a difficult thing to pull off and I dont think this chick did that.

Final rating: 3.

Tintin said...

wank-worthy so i give her a 4.

grifter said...

aha. and the voting closes with me (hey, where are you, texas nigga?) with a 4.

ryukenden said...

FIVE!!

Jego said...

Enough with the sluts. Give us people who dont have to look slutty for a living. Like athletes, news reporters, politicians.

(Ok so politicians are sluts, but they dont have to look slutty for a living.)

grifter said...

oh someone's complaining. sorry, all we have are sluts. deal with it. or get a lavalife subscription. maybe time bandit can share.

Jego said...

Im sorry I didnt read the fine print after "Playboy Playmates (except the Cybergirls) are way too obvious, so let's just leave them out. Celebrity actresses and singers and their ilk* are out too."

*"and their ilk" refers to athletes, news reporters, politicians, doctors, lawyers, scientists, philosophers, etc., who arent sluts. In short, all we have are sluts.

grifter said...

right. go find me a "www.wearenotsluts.com" or some website that provides info and glossy photos on the "and their ilk" segment of the female population. don't forget the glossy, glamour photos. did i mention the glossy, glamour photos?

Jego said...

What th-? Glossy glamor photos? And why do you spell glamor with a 'u'? Are you some kind of fashionista or something?

Here are a few names to start you off with. Some guys there too. I decided to include them because you spell glamor with a 'u'. Nyaahahaahhaa!!!

Jego said...

Oops. Damned tags. The link is here.

grifter said...

what th- ?! i said female. fe-male. if i didn't know sasha cohen (not borat), in a dark room i'd think she was a he.

Jego said...

Unless she had a glmoUr shot. Nyaahahahaa!

Jego said...

Hey! Where's the Comments link to Slut #3?

Jego said...

How about this list of news anchors?

Chuck out the number one on the list. Five isnt high enough. Nyahahahaa!!

grifter said...

you meant 'check out' right? and nope, that's still a 4 to me.

Jego said...

Of course she is a 4 to you. She isnt a slut. Nyaahahahaa!!

grifter said...

paging Dr. Melfi. there's a Hypo Crates on line 2.