Ground Rules:
1. let's keep it short and sweet - rank the candidate from 1 to 5, with 1 denoting that your 50-year old lavandera looks better than her, and 5 meaning you already left this page for Google to download all possible pix out there.
2. Playboy Playmates (except the Cybergirls) are way too obvious, so let's just leave them out. Celebrity actresses and singers and their ilk are out too. let's concentrate on some of the lesser-known ones, and who knows, this blog might catapult them to superstardom. casting couch, please!
3. we all know the power of make-up and photoshop ... so let's just ignore that and go with what your eyes say. even if they look like this and this in real life. but don't get too carried away with the looks, either. she could be a ball-busting bitch for all we know. wait, did we say stalk her ...
4. pix may end up NSFW, so click with caution. you'll only get one pic anyway. i'll leave the web-scraping to you.
5. this will be a regular tuesday-and-friday thing. i'd rather be downing pints and answering trivia and exchanging insults and conspiracy theories and gossips at the pub with my equally-nutty friends, but they're all over. so this blog is actually one way of replicating that. without the trivia. and the alcohol. wait, what -?
without further ado ...
Is She Hot?
Alizia Guiterrez
11 comments:
With the headshot, I give her a 2. Put a bag over her head, and she's definitely a 5. That means overall she gets 3.5.
what's wrong with the headshot? i give her a 4.
Too ordinary.
ah. someone has too-freakin' high standards. at this rate, you'll be handing out 2's most of the time. well excuse us humans! nyahahahahaha!
You bet you ass I have freaking high standards. You get your mug on the internet and you better be damn sure youre worth clicking. Or else, I'd rather just go out to a coffee shop and see the same ordinary thing. Nyaahahahaaa!!!
nyahahahaha! this post isn't 3 hours old and all 18 starbucks patrons already got insulted. bring it on!
i have to agree with jego. i give it a two for average looks. i just wasn't aroused.
"aroused"? was that a requirement? maybe you didn't click? ah i know, that was a decoy. you are currently sucking out the internet for all pics of her. clever, clever.
I just noticed the chick's name. Alizia. With a Z. I dont know her but it seems too trying-hard to me. Whether she thought of it herself or her parents did, the effect is the same: cheesiness. I therefore subtract 0.5 from my original assessment. She gets a 3.
photoshop
tits are too big..
anything bigger than a handfull... you sprain your thumbs.
3.
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