The guy was prolly part pigeon if he can come that fast.
"He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and
then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her
back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he
had ejaculated on her."
Let me get this straight. A total stranger sits beside you, spoons you, lifts your shirt, and you do nothing until after he sprays you with his chromosomes? Are you sure you werent just frustrated that he came too soon?
"He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and
then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her
back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he
had ejaculated on her."
Let me get this straight. A total stranger sits beside you, spoons you, lifts your shirt, and you do nothing until after he sprays you with his chromosomes? Are you sure you werent just frustrated that he came too soon?
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if he's part pigeon, then that explains why he got here illegally!
i meant "how". nyahahahahaha.
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