Harry Potter over? Rowling heartborken? Pfah! Until when will these publishers, authors, marketing and PR firms (and pro athletes, lest we forget) foist this canard on us? Gazillions are still to be made on the Potter franchise, and you can bet your dick that Harry Potter will be back.
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would you bet your dick? and if you win, does that mean you get another dick? grafted to you, or would you just hold it in your hand like a pencil? "hey, look what i won!!"
JK Rowling doesnt have a dick, so nope, you won't get another dick. Sorry.
Other illogical conclusions I'd like to point out is that it isnt necessary to bet a dick against a bet on your dick. It is only necessary to bet something of similar value in case of even odds, or in the case of uneven odds, something more appropriate to the odds: 4-to-1 odds means that you only get to bet a value one fourth that of the other fella's dick.
so why would you even suggest that we bet our dicks? which we wouldn't, even if we get great odds.
I guess when someone suggests you bet the farm, youd say you dont have a farm.
Or when someone kicks the bucket, youd look for the actual bucket the fella who croaked kicked (or find out if he actually croaked before he kicked the bucket).
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