Thursday, February 22, 2007

attention internet addicts

... do not go to China

6 comments:

Jego said...

Internet addiction is just a bogus condition invented by lazy-ass bastards so they can goof off and claim disability benefits from Social Security. The Chinese are taking a proactive stance.

"Internet addiction, eh? Let's see. Maybe electric shocks to your genitalia will help?"

"Electri--! Praise the Chairman! Im cured!! See ya!"

grifter said...

"Porn! Porn! Zhang Ziyi nekki-"
ZKKKSZZSSSTSTSTTTTTTTTTT!!

grifter said...

wait - there's no Social Security to claim in China. even more reason not to be an iAddict.

Jego said...

I meant in the US. And of course there's social security in China. Theyre Communists!

grifter said...

yeah. social security. security guards watching society for any hint of sedition.

ryukenden said...

what the fuck is this shit?

the friggin dark ages?

awright timmy. say hello to santa..

ZZAAAAPPP!