Internet addiction is just a bogus condition invented by lazy-ass bastards so they can goof off and claim disability benefits from Social Security. The Chinese are taking a proactive stance.
"Internet addiction, eh? Let's see. Maybe electric shocks to your genitalia will help?"
"Electri--! Praise the Chairman! Im cured!! See ya!"
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Internet addiction is just a bogus condition invented by lazy-ass bastards so they can goof off and claim disability benefits from Social Security. The Chinese are taking a proactive stance.
"Internet addiction, eh? Let's see. Maybe electric shocks to your genitalia will help?"
"Electri--! Praise the Chairman! Im cured!! See ya!"
"Porn! Porn! Zhang Ziyi nekki-"
ZKKKSZZSSSTSTSTTTTTTTTTT!!
wait - there's no Social Security to claim in China. even more reason not to be an iAddict.
I meant in the US. And of course there's social security in China. Theyre Communists!
yeah. social security. security guards watching society for any hint of sedition.
what the fuck is this shit?
the friggin dark ages?
awright timmy. say hello to santa..
ZZAAAAPPP!
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