Caller: pwede mag request ng song?
DJ: What song?
Caller: Yung Compact Disc
DJ: Yes, we are now using compact discs to play over the air. What particular song would you like to hear?
Caller: Yes, can you play "Compact Disc"
DJ: I dont think we have that on our collection, would you mind singing a few line of it?
Caller: "Com-pact DISC! Tum-du-dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum"
(to the tune of MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This")
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3 comments:
"Pwede mag-request?"
Sure. What song?
"Free cock."
Im sorry we dont have that song.
"Ha? Kakarinig ko lang pinatugtog mo kahapon e."
Really? How does it go?
[sings] "Ahhhhhh... Free cock!"
She wanted Chic's Le Freak.
LULZ.
i performed "Shamu The Mysterious Whale" for the wife (with matching dance steps) and she said we weirdos (meaning you and me) should just hang together. yeah!!!!
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