Monday, May 11, 2009

oldie but goodie

Caller: pwede mag request ng song?
DJ: What song?
Caller: Yung Compact Disc
DJ: Yes, we are now using compact discs to play over the air. What particular song would you like to hear?
Caller: Yes, can you play "Compact Disc"
DJ: I dont think we have that on our collection, would you mind singing a few line of it?
Caller: "Com-pact DISC! Tum-du-dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum"
(to the tune of MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This")


Jego said...

"Pwede mag-request?"

Sure. What song?

"Free cock."

Im sorry we dont have that song.

"Ha? Kakarinig ko lang pinatugtog mo kahapon e."

Really? How does it go?

[sings] "Ahhhhhh... Free cock!"

She wanted Chic's Le Freak.

grifter said...


grifter said...

i performed "Shamu The Mysterious Whale" for the wife (with matching dance steps) and she said we weirdos (meaning you and me) should just hang together. yeah!!!!