Monday, July 28, 2008

The reason the bishops are losing the battle...

... against 'artificial birth control'. Christians like boinking.
In comparing the Christians' ecstasy to research subjects who practised Tantric sex, MacKnee concluded that Christian sex was more fulfilling. Why? Because Tantric sex encourages men and women not to reach orgasm. Christian sex does.
A minor point though: Tantric sex does encourage men and women to reach orgasm. For men, tantric sex teaches men to reach orgasm without ejaculation, which to Tantric and Taoist sex are not one and the same thing. How's that for natural birth control, eh, Padre Damaso? I suggest the Catholic hierarchy employ experts in Tantric or Taoist sex to train married couples. It's the only way out of our current impasse wherein the Church prohibits artificial birth control, and the Christians' all-too-human penchant for boinking.

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