Friday, July 04, 2008

The first ever

It's called "Phit," which is a made-up, medical-sounding acronym that means "pelvic health integrated techniques." The spa's flagship service is its $150 for a gynecological exam, in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around a doctor's fingers in order to determine "whether the muscle tone is weak, moderate, or strong," but for additional fees you can also get your cooter hooked up to an electrostimulation machine, train with a private Kegels exercise coach, or even undergo "nonsurgical labial conturing" to "restore labial and vulvar contour to a plump firmness."

Need I say more?

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