Thursday, July 31, 2008
Been there, done that
Pinoy texters, that is. Looks like our Yank counterparts are also going through the same adjustment period.
Dont worry, Yanks. Youll get the hang of it soon enough. Look at us. We did allright, eh?
Dont worry, Yanks. Youll get the hang of it soon enough. Look at us. We did allright, eh?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Cuil: a mini review
Grif already introduced us to Cuil in this post. Here I offer a comparison between it, Google, Yahoo, and Altavista. The method is simple. I typed in a search item in the test sites. The results are shown below:
Google:
Yahoo:
Altavista:
Cuil:
Note: Being the upstanding citizens we at nothing are, it behooves us to point out that acquiring copyrighted material from the internet without obtaining the license for their use is a bad thing.
Google:
Yahoo:
Altavista:
Cuil:
Note: Being the upstanding citizens we at nothing are, it behooves us to point out that acquiring copyrighted material from the internet without obtaining the license for their use is a bad thing.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
we demand justice!
the fascist pig is being investigated. investigated schmestigated. fire the asshole and plaster his face around the city! tarred and feathered! drawn and quartered!
update: the cop's name is Patrick Pogan and his badge and gun have been taken away from him. but he can still push cyclists anytime with his beautiful sexy hands. and what about his partner? they both arrested the victim who was allegedly 'blocking traffic' and 'assaulting a police officer'.
we demand that Hizzoner Bloomberg run this sorry excuse for a cop out of the Big Apple!
Monday, July 28, 2008
Ah, the coming of the promised child of light
Gotta hand it to those Brits... Nicely done there, Baker.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
throwdown
today, new search engine Cuil threw down a challenge at Google. ex-Google employees boast of a bigger index than their former employer.
i test drove their site. safe search off.
googled my name: 4 pages of which 90% was crap. but still.
cuil-ed my name: nada. zilch. zip. just like this blog.
what gives? booooooo.
i test drove their site. safe search off.
googled my name: 4 pages of which 90% was crap. but still.
cuil-ed my name: nada. zilch. zip. just like this blog.
what gives? booooooo.
The reason the bishops are losing the battle...
... against 'artificial birth control'. Christians like boinking.
In comparing the Christians' ecstasy to research subjects who practised Tantric sex, MacKnee concluded that Christian sex was more fulfilling. Why? Because Tantric sex encourages men and women not to reach orgasm. Christian sex does.A minor point though: Tantric sex does encourage men and women to reach orgasm. For men, tantric sex teaches men to reach orgasm without ejaculation, which to Tantric and Taoist sex are not one and the same thing. How's that for natural birth control, eh, Padre Damaso? I suggest the Catholic hierarchy employ experts in Tantric or Taoist sex to train married couples. It's the only way out of our current impasse wherein the Church prohibits artificial birth control, and the Christians' all-too-human penchant for boinking.
Snyder lays the smackdown on geek
Take that!
But then Im not so sure. Where were you July 24 to 27, grif?
One fan dressed as Rorschach, complete with mask, asked the panel aboutIf the guy were in a Grifter outfit, complete with bandana covering his face, and if I knew he wasnt on the other coast at the time, I'd say the geek in question was you-know-who.
the evolution of comic book films for a more mature audience. "It's
just cool you're saying 'a more mature audience' with that outfit on,"
said Snyder.
But then Im not so sure. Where were you July 24 to 27, grif?
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
X-sanguinated
why no one cares about the X-Files, except those who write porn fanfic about Mully and Sculder. i mean, Scully and Mulder.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Eh?
So The Dark Night cleaned up at the tills, signaling DC comics is ready to rumble with Marvel in the live action comicbook movies department. (Marvel's offering this summer, Incredible Hulk was just... ok.) And next year, as you already know, DC will release it's groundbreaking Watchmen. Article and trailer here.
But that's not what this is about. The article mentions that Watchmen (by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons) was the first graphic novel to win "the highest honor in science fiction", the Hugo Award.
But that's not what this is about. The article mentions that Watchmen (by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons) was the first graphic novel to win "the highest honor in science fiction", the Hugo Award.
The series won the 1988 Hugo Award — the first graphic novel to win the highest honor in science fiction, joining “Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury, “Dune” by Frank Herbert and “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” by J. K. Rowling.Fahrenheit 451, ok. Dune, yes. But wadapak is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire doing in that list? Is there something science-fictiony about wizards-in-training waving wands and reciting incantations? I didnt realize Hugo got that desperate over the years. Or if HP represented the best science fiction there was at the time, then that was a very bad year indeed.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Infinity
Infinitube. Just key in some key words and it'll continuously play YouTube videos. (I have it playing Fry and Laurie clips.)
Hat tip: Sparks.
Hat tip: Sparks.
so you can also be the hottest MC in the game!
why NYC subway commuters gagged on their coffee and bagels this morning:
imagine a million people becoming Kanye! Earth would explode at the massive ego war that's gonna happen!
imagine a million people becoming Kanye! Earth would explode at the massive ego war that's gonna happen!
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
who me?
anybody want to register these domains, what the hell are you waiting for?
fromyouto.me
ohfuck.me
youslay.me
dontyouwant.me
bushwantstokill.me
and the best ...
iwanttoco.me
tell us what you registered. best domain wins a prize!
fromyouto.me
ohfuck.me
youslay.me
dontyouwant.me
bushwantstokill.me
and the best ...
iwanttoco.me
tell us what you registered. best domain wins a prize!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
the name of the game
ok, take a 5-minute break from clicking all these links. this really shouldn't take that long. its simple - A+B and B+C becomes A+B+C (a last name is the second's first name) - and you need to guess A+B+C. the names are of people, real or fictional, single or collective, with a lot of twists and no logic. see how many people you really know.
but if you must, there's always Google.
1) Millionaire playboy who likes playing a rodent character and owns a sports franchise in the Miami area.
2) A baseball player/game developer who was also a played one-time love interest of Jennifer Garner's character in Alias.
3) Badass urban gunslinger who moonlights as a pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds.
4) Former NATO commander who is also the most iconic superhero of all time.
5) The American president who founded a longtime Philippine accounting firm.
6) A famous martial artist who founded an acting school that produced such greats as Dean, Pacino, and Hoffman.
7) An 80s band with hands of stone.
8) Controversial black director who's only worth six million dollars.
9) Terrorized by a knife-wielding psycho, she had a sex change and resurfaced as a film director, most notably one starring Eminem.
10) Married to a famous butt, he really wants to eat her with some chianti and fava beans.
11) An androgynous singer who's also a legendary comedian and recently kicked the bucket.
12) Another openly gay singer, whose business acumen thrust him into the leadership role in one of the greatest cities on Earth.
13) Sexy race car driver who founded a school for people with extraordinary powers.
14) As a woman she was never a 9; as a man, he's not half bad either.
15) The greatest basketball player ever was also a boyband member.
16) An infamous outlaw, he also directed a few sci-fi flicks along with the highest grossing movie of all time.
17) A gifted actor, he plays an indestructible secret agent as well as stupidly funny black characters.
18) Being a police commissioner with ties to #1 wasn't enough, he went on to move to Downing Street a year ago.
19) He used to enhance his former job as Tourism minister by being the bassist/singer in a famous band.
20) Who knew that this iconic American actor was really third-rate Third World comedian?
21) Progressive black comedian stunted his career by playing a female news anchor.
22) A Hardy Boy who sticks to walls, swings between buildings and is a master with webs.
23) Rock singer who's also a superstar chef.
24) Black comedian who died of AIDS due to gayness.
25) He died too young after playing a young Superman.
but if you must, there's always Google.
1) Millionaire playboy who likes playing a rodent character and owns a sports franchise in the Miami area.
2) A baseball player/game developer who was also a played one-time love interest of Jennifer Garner's character in Alias.
3) Badass urban gunslinger who moonlights as a pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds.
4) Former NATO commander who is also the most iconic superhero of all time.
5) The American president who founded a longtime Philippine accounting firm.
6) A famous martial artist who founded an acting school that produced such greats as Dean, Pacino, and Hoffman.
7) An 80s band with hands of stone.
8) Controversial black director who's only worth six million dollars.
9) Terrorized by a knife-wielding psycho, she had a sex change and resurfaced as a film director, most notably one starring Eminem.
10) Married to a famous butt, he really wants to eat her with some chianti and fava beans.
11) An androgynous singer who's also a legendary comedian and recently kicked the bucket.
12) Another openly gay singer, whose business acumen thrust him into the leadership role in one of the greatest cities on Earth.
13) Sexy race car driver who founded a school for people with extraordinary powers.
14) As a woman she was never a 9; as a man, he's not half bad either.
15) The greatest basketball player ever was also a boyband member.
16) An infamous outlaw, he also directed a few sci-fi flicks along with the highest grossing movie of all time.
17) A gifted actor, he plays an indestructible secret agent as well as stupidly funny black characters.
18) Being a police commissioner with ties to #1 wasn't enough, he went on to move to Downing Street a year ago.
19) He used to enhance his former job as Tourism minister by being the bassist/singer in a famous band.
20) Who knew that this iconic American actor was really third-rate Third World comedian?
21) Progressive black comedian stunted his career by playing a female news anchor.
22) A Hardy Boy who sticks to walls, swings between buildings and is a master with webs.
23) Rock singer who's also a superstar chef.
24) Black comedian who died of AIDS due to gayness.
25) He died too young after playing a young Superman.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Mabuhay!!
This just proves that rich people are just as stupid as poor people and have no right to brag about their intellectual superiority.
Nicely done there, kabayan. So you got caught, so what? You proved a very important point.
Judge Jeremy McMullen QC said she had netted £2.3million and may now face deportation to her native Philippines.HAHAHAHA!! Anyone dumb enough to believe a tale like that deserves to be fleeced. A fool and his money...
Beguinua wove an elaborate fairytale of sunken ships, ex-militia and golden nuggets to persuade dupes to help her release the first £250 million installment of her fortune. They never saw their cash again.
Nicely done there, kabayan. So you got caught, so what? You proved a very important point.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
the next Olympic event
pfsssh. send in a few Pinoys from Manila and they'll beat these suckers easy.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Ugh!
I think wiping civilizations are significantly more backward than washing civilizations like the Philippines.
"An old habit is to throw toilet paper in the trash can beside the toilet, which causes a major stink that's bad for public sanitation," city Environmental Protection Bureau Director Chang Hwang-jen told Reuters.See it even takes the government to step in and tell them how to do it properly.
A hell of an act to follow
The world's only full-time performing flatulist is promising to "blow away audiences" at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.Yes, that's right. A professional flatulist.
But lest Greenpeace pickets the performance, we are assured that despite his screen name of Mr. Methane, no methane gas is actually expelled.
He discovered - to his surprise and delight - that he was able to takeAnd I thought my ability to burp at will is impressive.
in air through the rear, retain it, and then expel it as and when he
chose.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Eh?
Appeal to GMA: Give last Comelec post to IT expert or woman.
So says a report from ABS-CBN News.
An IT expert. Makes sense.
Appoint a commissioner because he or she is qualified, not because she's a woman, you bozos. No wonder feminists are having a hard time in this country. Theyre being patronized by the politically correct. (Not that they can expect help from me, of course. Give me an intelligent woman who'd be happy to manage the home instead of one trying to be all 'corporate' any day of the week. That's just me of course. You can have the corporate type.)
The good news is, there's one candidate who's both an IT expert and a woman, but how would you think she feels if she gets nominated for being a woman instead of being the most qualified person for the job?
So says a report from ABS-CBN News.
An IT expert. Makes sense.
The group has consistently made the appeal to appoint an IT expert because of the coming 2010 automated presidential elections.A woman because...?
“There’s no woman yet. The voting population is largely composed of women. They should have a representative in Comelec,” Sarmiento told abs-cbnNEWS.com/Newsbreak.Apparently, "women have a different perspective compared to men." Does anybody else see what's wrong with this picture?
Appoint a commissioner because he or she is qualified, not because she's a woman, you bozos. No wonder feminists are having a hard time in this country. Theyre being patronized by the politically correct. (Not that they can expect help from me, of course. Give me an intelligent woman who'd be happy to manage the home instead of one trying to be all 'corporate' any day of the week. That's just me of course. You can have the corporate type.)
The good news is, there's one candidate who's both an IT expert and a woman, but how would you think she feels if she gets nominated for being a woman instead of being the most qualified person for the job?
Monday, July 07, 2008
the end of the experience
can't even remember when the last time i had one (i probably had it yesterday, but i don't even remember the thing)
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
the chunky vs the stick
this would be more interesting if it was a lawsuit against the use of the word 'EVOO'.
The first ever
It's called "Phit," which is a made-up, medical-sounding acronym that means "pelvic health integrated techniques." The spa's flagship service is its $150 for a gynecological exam, in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around a doctor's fingers in order to determine "whether the muscle tone is weak, moderate, or strong," but for additional fees you can also get your cooter hooked up to an electrostimulation machine, train with a private Kegels exercise coach, or even undergo "nonsurgical labial conturing" to "restore labial and vulvar contour to a plump firmness."
Need I say more?
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Poll
A recent poll on the website of the international edition of CNN asks:
I didnt vote. They didnt have a button for Fuck, yeah!
Do you think celebrities such as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt receive too much media attention?The choices are Yes and No.
I didnt vote. They didnt have a button for Fuck, yeah!
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
sing to the tune of that Falco song
oh my deus, oh my deus, oh my deus oh my deus ... oh oh oh my deus!
Gasp!
Christopher Hitchens submits himself to waterboarding.
Video here.
Video here.
You may have read by now the official lie about this treatment, which is that it “simulates” the feeling of drowning. This is not the case. You feel that you are drowning because you are drowning—or, rather, being drowned, albeit slowly and under controlled conditions and at the mercy (or otherwise) of those who are applying the pressure.Article here.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
We're getting rickrolled
For some reason, they keep showing videos of him in the 80s in the ads for this. So dont be surprised if a fat, unshaven wino shows up, sitting in a chair while the Vicor dancers gyrate around him.
"First Im gonna give you up, then Im gonna let you down, then Im gonna run around and hurt you."
If you were the dogs, you'd rather die too
The tapes, along with three dogs -- a Labrador, a blue heeler and a mixed breed -- were also taken into custody. Bowman said his office is recommending that they be taken away from the suspects and be put down.Check out the picture on the link and see why.
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