Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Queer Eye for the Straight Commie Horde

The Red Army gets a makeover.

Men are to wear T-shaped uniforms that give them broader shoulders, and better-cut, narrower trousers so that they appear taller and stronger.

For women, the cut is X-shaped, with a cinched waist. Senior engineer Yang
Tingxin described the look as “much sassier”. Women have also been assigned
a softer cap with a turned-up brim that will give them a more feminine look.

2 comments:

grifter said...

they wanna look good when they finally dominate Planet Earth.

Tintin said...

female soldiers should be scantily clad... gauranteed to distract the enemies.