Tuesday, July 24, 2007

ISH #35 (Tuesday Edition)

yes, yes, i apologize for last Friday's absence of something you usually look forward to in this blog. i hope you wiped off all the tears and drool on your face. actually, i should not be apologizing - blame the jerk who may have been stealing my internet connection heading into last weekend, slowing it down that even time bandit beat me to simpsonizing faces. i even had to call time warner cable (yes, i know! its so not me!) which i already knew beforehand was an exercise in futility. number of times passed to another "helpdesk" = 3.

anyway, taking a suggestion from time bandit (yes, i know! its so not me!), i changed my router password - i was too confident of the good in people ... no one would dare steal from an un-broadcasted SSID of a wireless connection now, would they? but it seems to have worked, for we are back to full blogging power.

an interesting take (and thanks for the save) that i never considered for an excuse - was the rumor that i may have been in line for that Pothead book. after i stopped laughing, i briefly thought that JKR may have intentionally caused the slowdown of teh internets to prevent the official book conclusion to be delivered to the masses before they actually bought a copy. why not? she's freakin' rich. she can do whatever she wants.

well, enough excuses. just like Pothead faces his final destiny, let us usher in the final chapter of what we started with ISH #32 ... hope, faith, charity ... and now ... LOVE. and it comes in 3 (wink, wink).


Is She Hot?


ALYSSA LOVELACE
no relation to Linda, but hey ... who cares. as long as she keeps doing this. and this. and this.




ISIS LOVE

i'm not sure what she's trying to get across ... perhaps its what her name connotes ... a female of the flesh.


if that don't work for you, here's a classic (yes, am copping out now):



JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

we know she has a lot of mileage in her, but trust me ... she still knows what you were doing with her pics last summer.


if that still doesn't make it for you ... bleh. just Google the Love Twins and be done with it, scarfers.

4 comments:

Jego said...

A trio of loves, eh? Didnt care much for the first 2. Alyssa, I bothered to click on the links you provided, so that should count for at least a 2.5. The Isis chick didnt compel me at all to click on the links, what with her crack-whore mug shot. That's good for a 1.5 because Im being generous.

And J-Lo. What can I say? She's hot but a lot of that has to do with her quirky personality, which isnt in any of our criteria as far as I can remember. Her boobs dont hurt her rating, but the fact that she's a well-known actress does: a violation of the rules. So in the end I giver her a 3.5.

grifter said...

its really hard to find Love. back to our regularly scheduled program. nyahahahaha.

Tintin said...

3, 1, 2 respectively

grifter said...

2.5, 2.5, 4.