Sunday, July 08, 2007

Creativity

The criminal mind has an endless supply of it.

Goodno said the robber was a white man, standing about 5 feet 8 inches tall, with a thin build and very dark hair. He wore a bluish-colored T-shirt, possibly with red trim, and blue jeans. He also had thick glasses, Goodno said.

Then there was the foliage. "He had tree branches duct-taped on his person, as if he was trying to camouflage himself in the woods," Goodno said.

Apparently he didn't realize there are no more elm trees on Elm Street.
If only he had the IQ to match his imagination.

1 comment:

grifter said...

i'd be more impressed if "Homer" robbed a Kwik-E-Mart.