Thursday, May 31, 2007

Speaking of small men

We all know that Formula 1 is an orgy of greenhouse gases, where small men who earn multi-million dollar salaries drive multi-million dollar cars around tracks while their supermodel girlfriends wait for them in the pits. Those days will soon be over, folks.



[FIA President Max Mosley] asked rhetorically: "Do you know how much carbon dioxide is blown into the air when top teams run two wind-tunnels 24 hours a day, day after day?"



"We are talking about thousands of tons, and then at the end of the day the races are boring."



"And cars that use 75 litres of fuel to go 100 kilometres are no longer acceptable."
Again, thanks a lot, Al Gore. You just ruined a sport Filipinos could excel at.



1 comment:

grifter said...

and there's also the other 'competition' Pinoys excel in, related to this: who whips out a gun faster due to road rage.