ISH #19 (Friday Edition)

given the recent announcement of President Bush that this summer will be action-packed, Americans started stacking up on the popcorn and soda. little did they realize he was referring to combat operations in Iraq, which officially ceased in 2003.

speaking of military operations and honoring the valiant warriors of the battlefield, here's someone you should stand at attention for. if you know what i mean. time bandit does.

Is She Hot?

VIKY

she has two pieces of advice for you this summer: cool off, and she's the only one allowed to uh, be perky.