I dont get it. Are rich people that stupid?

The lamest Value-Added products.



Here's a sample:

The product -- which we haven't seen (and, frankly, who has?) -- is
filtered through "nearly 100 diamonds of up to one carat," and the
bottle "is produced in a never-before-utilized manufacturing process
that allows crystals to become part of the bottle itself." The greatest
new use for your surplus cash since the money bonfire was invented.

A never-before-utilized manufacturing process, eh? Intriguing. And I didnt know that diamonds have amazing filtering properties. But apparently the brilliant scientific minds that can only develop on a diet financed by million-dollar expense accounts did. It probably filters out the taste of poverty that's all pervading in the third world. Hate that taste.