Go and multiply

here's an illustrated guide on how to make a baby.

Made for toilet

Only in the Philippines.

Dubyah rocks!!

John Lennon would be so proud.

scoop!

first pic of Cruise-Holmes baby!!!! not kidding!!!

NSFW! or Lunch!

holy mother of soul!!!

i mean ... geez!!! i can't imagine conjuring any R.E.S.P.E.C.T. right now.

Two of the toughest fighters in the world...

... and the Japs managed to make them look gay.

SFW although it doesnt look it.

emmy o'brien

only caught the latter part last night (yeah, 24!!!)

thank you, YouTube (the new MTV)!




and here's one that got past the censors ... seriously, she was mugging for the cameras last night and that seemed closer to how her character would behave (vapid machinegun Kelly)

pancit

somewhere in the Manila, some kids could be singing this.

weep, motherland, weep.

wherevah!

for your height only

weeks ago, i posted about the mini-gun being developed by a Swiss company and wondered who would use such tiny weapon. turns out it's the weapon of choice of the Philippine's vertically-challenged super spy known only as agent 00. he kicks ass and gets the chicks! check out the video clip.

dell.iCious

in the wake of the respective Dell and Apple recalls of their laptop batteries, let us recap the spectacular events that prompted such.





as covered by endgadget and kcci.


of course, there will still be some stupid people who would do this.

so, word of advice, don't get into a fight with your gadgets, and don't leave your laptops plugged too long unsupervised (especially if its a Dell).

dance mofo

just to pile on with Tom Cruise' recent axing by Paramount ... a look back at one of last year's YouTube highlights.



man, that short alien is a dancing machine, baby!!!

creepy! 2.0

crap! this could've been me! i should start being more anti-social, stay online 24/7, and lurk in sleazier places on the 'net, than posting on blogs like these!

stop dialling that 1-800 number

this is what you get for $2.99 a minute.

sus!

sushmita sen ... hottie?

man. un-man.

i'm #7!!!!!

and you may be one of these 10!!! (admit it, you want to be Banner)

nyahahahahaha!

mimi

note: turn the volume up then click on pic.

geek food

USB Bar-b-q, anybody?

coming soon ...

... to a comic store near you.



dibs!!!!

silent library

another japanese game show that proves how weird they are.

kitako-k-k

More Transformers toys/concept art for upcoming movie.

Better yet, join the TFW2005 message boards.

feel the magic, hear the roar

WTF?? now its Josie and the Thundercats???


i can see it now ... Lion-O breaks his Guitar of Omens on Mumm-Ra's head, winning the Thundera Battle of the Bands 2007.

ice bitch

there's more where Björk came from:



Silvía Night (nee Ágústa Eva Erlendsdóttir), Icelandic popstar, being outrageous like any celebrity.

the third reich is here

the third reich is alive and kicking in india and hongkong.

NSFW: dangerous kurbs ahead

black snake moan

Samuel Jackson's next movie will also have some "snakes" involved, but hey, as long as he gets some of these, eh?




yeah, the subject line is the movie.

die die die

yuck, kids! crabs are not good for YOU!!!!

shit, if i were a clueless 7 year-old and they were pushing this as part of Banco Filipino's Happy Savers Club (which they did back in '79 - freaking Sanrio and Hello Kitty were the rage), i'd go back in time and kill all those marketing reps.

Human drama

Mr. God vs. Mr. Gay on Vimeo

Place bets now!

Awwwwritely then!

will this be the beginning of the end of MS Word?

Transformers roll call

the list of Transformer characters that will appear in the movie is revealed today. i'm surprised to see a very short list. i don't even recognize some of the Decepticons. where are the familiar ones like Soundwave, Shockwave, and Thundercracker?

Autobots		Decepticons
Optimus Prime		Megatron
Bumblebee		Starscream
Jazz		Brawl
Ratchet		Bonecrusher
Ironhide		Skorpinok
		Frenzy
		Blackout
		Barricade

Rate her

the search for a vampiriella.

ricky!

download me!

bushy!

got this from a colleague. try it!



search engines usually look for keywords within a website, and the more keywords, the higher probability of the hit. meta-tags, which the owner or writer of the website can set in the headers, to be able to get picked up immediately by search engines, can also be crucial in this regard (especially vendor sites).

so what does the above tell us - there are too many instances of the word in the site, or the website authors purposely, made sure, that such a keyword would have a high relevancy rate for search engines?

of course, if you switch the same search to Images mode, you-know-who's pic is also gonna appear (just not the White House site).

woozy!

i see drunk people!!!!

who's next? dakota fanning?

creepy!

suspected JonBenet killer John Mark Karr.

and he fled to Bangkok. why am i not surprised? bitch probably has had lots of boygirls since.

An end to Hwak Tu?

All I can say is 'good luck'

Eis Eis Kleinkind

digital? or truth? (purportedly Geneva in winter)



yeeech. i don't wanna live there.

lucky there's a ...

cool mash-up!

useless big stick

speak softly, but carry a big stick ... TR assumed those who use this adage would be smart enough ...

lookin' fer a hound dawg

the prince and the puppies

who cares if they're fake?! dude's a man!!! awright!!!!


wait ... the girl looks like their mum!!!
just kidding.

spelling bee zombies

spelling with zombies

mini-gun

would airport metal detectors detect this?

mr. clean

now we just need Jacko, George Michael, Madonna, and Phil Collins doing the same thing, and we'd have the 80's Cleanup Band!!
-----
FROM CNN:

NEW YORK (AP) -- With a city-issued broom in his hand, Boy George started his court-ordered community service early Monday, sweeping leaves and trash off the sidewalks of New York.

It took less than an hour for the former Culture Club frontman to get into a spat with the media.

"You think you're better than me?" he yelled. "Go home. Let me do my community service." ... (continue to CNN)

WTF!!!!

probably from a sick Jap mind. you can tell those pictured are not white or black.

liquid generation

Samuel L. Jackson will make a sequel to the forthcoming movie Snakes on a Plane. the draft poster is already out.

lowered expectations

Osama is looking for sexy time with girls with yellow hair.

Challenge of the South Park Friends

Avengers assemble!

Avengers Live Action Film Headed to Theaters. Veteran super-hero scripter Zak Penn is at work on bringing the Earth's Mightiest Heroes to a movie theater near you. For more information, click this link.

Who should play the characters?

charlie in the spielberg factory

pop music

pops or photoshop-pops? Martin didn't recognize her daw. Nyahahahaha.

ok, maybe slightly NSFW.

cruisers

note to all: checking the people who look up this blog, two of the most Googled subjects/topics which eventually land them here are that Tonatzin chick, and the recently/suspiciously-missing Egyptian students.

go figure. well, maybe not.

new bond girl

Batman, dananananana, Batman!!!

and i thought that was me!!!!

alert!

Public Service:

• El Sayed Ahmed Elsayed Ibrahim, 20

• Eslam Ibrahim Mohamed El Dessouki, 21

• Alaa Abd El Fattah Ali El Bahnasawi, 20

• Mohamed Ragab Mohamed Abd Alla, 22

• Ahmed Refaat Saad El Moghazi El Laket, 19

• Ahmed Mohamed Mohamed Abou El Ela, 21

• Mohamed Ibrahim Elsayed El Moghazy, 20

• Ebrahim Mabrouk Moustafa Abdou, 22

• Moustafa Wagdy Moustafa El Gafary, 18

• Mohamed Saleh Ahmed Maray, 20

• Mohamed Ibrahim Fouaad El Shenawy, 17

missing Egyptian students; enrolled with valid student visas in a Montana school, never showed up.

not profiling; just cautious. remember 9/11?

UPDATE (8/9): only 8 remain - the rest have turned up or were arrested. given if they're innocent, were these people under a rock? don't they know their ethnicity paints a target on their backs, and they think its okay to just disappear and find jobs?

SW

what th-?? they have already done this in YouTube! LOL

rock off

shit. i should stop listening to my iPod.

i'm with stupid

Millions of years of human evolution, and suddenly we grind to a screeching halt.

wax on

late news! Über-pornstar Jenna Jameson gets waxed!!!!


latest news! time bandit just got on a flight to Vegas!!!!

who cares? i'm rich, biatch!!!

who the hell are we? what year is this again??










and if you still can't get who this is ...



... you need make-up too!!!!

the best of the week ...

(... from Overheard in the Office.com.)

Exec: If we are going to succeed, we need strong leadership from everyone on the team.

-

Employee: Can I help you find something?
Customer: I'm looking for a red wine.
Employee: Cabernet, pinot noir, shiraz?
Customer: No, I want a red wine.

-

Employee #1, on phone: Good morning, sir, my name is Brad*, and I'm from an execution service agency.
Employee #2: Dude. It's executive search agency!

-

Electrician: I think I may have made a mistake.
Owner of office: Ya think so? What gave it away, the flames?

-

Little girl, pointing to ad poster: Dog!
Father, looking at the ad: No, honey, that's Ellen Degeneres.

-

Admin #1: How old is his son?
Admin #2: Ten.
Admin #1: And how many kids does he have?
Admin #2: Three. They're triplets.
Admin #1: And they're all ten?

-

Male employee #1: How did Costa Rica go in the World Cup?
Male employee #2: Who does he play for?
Male employee #1: Are you serious?
Male employee #2: What? Is he on the Australian team or something? Is that why I'm meant to know him?

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Man #1: No, you're not fucking listening here. There are no fire hydrants in the ocean.
Man #2: But we could...
Man #1: Oh my God. No fire hydrants! Are you hearing me? There are no fire hydrants in the ocean!

-

Man: Do you have the movie Upside Down?
Cashier: Let me check. Um, no.
Man: The one about the two guys on the wine tour.
Cashier: You mean Sideways?
Man: Yeah, that one.
Cashier: It's under "S" on the wall.
Man (to his friend): It's under "S" with Psycho.

-

Admin #1: There is a 30% chance that it will rain today.
Admin #2: Wow! That means there is a 60% chance that it won't.

-

Engineer #1: What the hell were you thinking when you wrote this code?
Engineer #2: Boobs.
Engineer #1: Huh?!
Engineer #2: Truthfully, it's likely I was thinking about boobs.

-

GM: How were you days off?
Supervisor: Pretty good. Did some hiking.
GM: How was the conference?
Supervisor: What conference?
GM: I e-mailed you Wednesday about the loss prevention meeting on Thursday morning. I know it was short notice.
Supervisor: Thursday was my day off. Wednesday was my day off. I wasn't here to check my e-mails.
GM: So you didn't go to the mandatory meeting?
Supervisor: Um.
GM: You have to check your e-mail every day. No excuses.
Supervisor: I wasn't here to check my e-mail.
GM: No excuses.

-

Delivery driver: I've never had to stop and check in before.
Guard: Yes, you have. We started doin' it after 2-11.
Delivery driver: You mean 9-11?
Guard, rolling eyes: No. 2-11, when them people crashed them planes. 2-11.
Delivery driver: That was in September.
Guard: 2-11.

-

Boss: I went to school with this guy...I don't remember his name, but he just became the president of some real estate development company in DC. Can you look him up on the internet? I'd like to send him a note.

-

Guy: Wow! Look at the legs on that chick! Those are some really short shorts! Look, Bill!
Bill: Yeah, that's my wife.

why???

like we need more gadgets to ruin our eyesight.

while we're on that topic, i wouldn't mind playing games like this.

More things to do in Utrecht

I dont know what the band's called. The jazz trumpeteer added another level of sophistication to the reggae-infused rap. The music was still from the streets, but a rather more upscale street. Those guys rocked. After they finished their set, I went home.

Only to find out a couple of hours later that this happened. I didnt mind the sirens at first. I thought the police were just out to arrest a few drunks.

Anger leads to bar

i know life in Nanjing is hard. so next time you find yourself in Nanjing, release all your frustrations in this bar.

turn around, bright eyes

if you're gonna murder a popular song, the least you could do is do it with class, like this band. i hope i see their other works.

smartass Vader

George Lucas wanted to put comedy in The Empire Strikes Back but in the end, this footage didn't make it to the final cut.

time killer

take a break from the heat and work! pick your top 5!

(obviously NSFW)

dolce gaybana

i've already seen this gay shit in GQ, but seems like they were paying homage to this.

eeew! WTF!!!!

Girls in uniforms

who is right and who is wrong in the Middle East crisis? It makes it very easy to choose sides once you've seen this.

loose thread

watch Loose Change first ... then read this. nyahahaha.

does whatever a turkey can

almost a classic ... Spiderman of Turkey.

yeah, its a slow news day ... damn this heatwave ...

max is mad!

it probably would have been better if he was found stuttering in the Mayan language of his forthcoming movie. as it is, we are seeing a pathetic situation turning out for one of the better actors out there.


"freedom!"

killing joke

finalized! ever danced with a gay cowboy in the pale moonlight? i wish i knew how to quip you!

The Mac Reboots

Bruce Willis will save the Internet!!!


while they're at it, why doesn't anyone make a live G.I. Joe movie? oh thats right, it'll be shot down by critics who hate American jingoism, just like i mentioned about a potential Captain America movie. but Willis could do a great Duke ... (and of course, people should die in the film, not like the kiddie cartoon version). paging Michael Bay, Michael Bay, call on line 1 ...