top gun?

hey, why not? t.b., her number is (555) 1234538...

just needs the proper training

here's your latest candidate for either the Marines, Delta Force or some supersecret black ops agency.

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Becks is gay!!!!!!!!!

hotter than Palin?

Yulia Timoshenko, embattled Ukraine PM.


what, you thought i was gonna say Angela Merkel?

It's her fault!!

Looks like the Republicans are all set to throw Sarah Palin under the bus. Fox News has the knives out and are after Palin's ass.

Yeah, blame the chick for your failings. Idiots. Youve had 8 years of idiocy and youll blame your loss on the chick from Alaska.

hope the honeymoon lasts longer than post-9/11

didn't make headlines ...

... considering the event that happened the same day, but don't tell me they don't have his DNA locked away somewhere and ....

WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?!?

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Huh? Who??

Norman Black? Jack Black? Wadapak??

Philippine Daily Inquirer, grow the fuck up.

Yay, justice!!

Throw the book at em!

Two of three friends who jumped naked into Moosehead Lake last summer
for a free Skinny Dip sandwich at the Black Frog Restaurant in
Greenville were found guilty of indecent exposure Monday in 13th
District Court.

The court found that Bernard Beckwith, 31, of Poland and Christian
Simpson, 37, of Bethel knowingly exposed their genitals in a public
place under circumstances that likely caused affront or alarm to others...

Crystal Stilwell, 25, of Bath, who had accompanied the men in the naked jump for the free sandwich, was found not guilty.

Yeah! Fine the guys. Let the women expose themselves without fear of prosecution. In fact I would definitely support a law that uses taxpayer money to subsidize such actions.

putting the 'O' back in ...

who came what?

now that kind of blows the chicken or egg argument out of the yolk, does it?

i drink your frakkin' milkshake!

what we need to know is, how much of that goes to the pockets of Bush/Cheney conglomerate.

well, its either this or outright pillaging

these people have too much time on their hands.

With a little editing, this famous ad actually makes sense

so you know where to hide when a nuke goes off!

where are the superheroes when you need them?

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